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29 M Miami, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:01pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Easy-going, laid back and cool 86% of the time. I steer away from drama like if it were living death. I enjoy being relaxed and pursue a hedonistic lifestyle with a minimal amount of care.
What I’m doing with my life
Pursuing a higher state of self through meditation and discussing the finer points of life with my dog, she's not the best conversationalist but she's a great listener.
I’m really good at
Giggity.... xD. I'm really good at landing one of those tiny toy helicopters on someones head. ...not really lmao. Hmmm... doing something really well at the very last second because procrastination is awesome! I'm not that lazy, I just have better things to do with my time.
The first things people usually notice about me
My mysterious, piercing eyes that reach into the dark recesses of your soul. Hehe. No, hmm, I don't know, lets meet up and you can let me know!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: pretty much anything. current fav.: The Way of Kings.
Movies: si-fi, imo, are the best. current fav.: The Brothers Bloom.
Shows: Fringe, The Office and The Middle.
Music: industrial/techno/dance. current fav.: Above And Beyond.
Food: the delicious kind.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order: my nook, family, friends, a white Russian (the drink, not an actual person lol), my computer and great conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Planning a high speed train robbery and why, after probably hundreds of years, lobsters are still falling for trap boxes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Fringe! hanging out with friends, reading a good book, playing SWTOR, having a drink, watching a movie or just chilling at home. Or maybe a combination of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I absolutely love Chelsea Handler, I've read all her books and I honestly believe that in another life we were best friends. I'm really shy till you get to know me and I have a chance to open up.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You smiled at any point while reading this profile, love a nice fluffy guy to cuddle with, don't mind being a culinary taste tester or enjoy some phallus humor. Msg me, I don't bite... too hard lmao :P