kaseynt
22 Indianapolis, IN
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My self-summary
I'm Kasey.

I'm looking for lovely guys and gals to do cool shit with. I like to go to shows and events and whatever I can find to do with myself in the city. I like drinking and eating, and those are both better with company.
I just moved close enough to the city to bike, and I need folks to show me how to injure myself less.

I hate to add this little blurb but it will save myself and others so much time: I DO NOT want a sugar daddy. Also, I am polyamorous, not a threesome machine or a way to get back and your cheating girlfriend. Honestly, ya'll watch too much trash tv.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm raising my (fucking adorable) son, working my super sweet serving jobs, drinking incalculable amounts of beer, and generally living it up in my swinging pad.
I’m really good at
Befriending cats
Serving
Drinking
Esoteric Internet research
Swearing
Book buying
Raising a nonconfirmist little badass
Self-deprecating
Taking righteous bong rips
Dry humor
Quoting stand up comedians
Losing my ID.
The first things people usually notice about me
Generally: my laugh, my hair, my smile.
I'm a loud, fast talker by nature. My laugh is even louder. I am not for the auditorily sensitive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If I'm reading, I'm ignoring you. You will have to pry the book from my hands to get my attention back.
East of Eden, Dubliners, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, and Ronald Dahl's books all stick with me, but I'm reading new books almost daily.

I like to rewatch movies. I've seen Away We Go, Lost and Delirious, Wristcutters, and The Goonies each at least 10 times.

I listen to a lot of music, usually cyclically. Top few lately are Chance The Rapper, Tallest Man On Earth, Rival Sons.

Television is my top guilty pleasure. Rick and Morty, The Office, Community, Bob's Burgers. I rewatch seasons constantly.

I flat-out worship food. If it's in front of me, I will eat it.
The six things I could never do without
My Rowan. Plants. Coffee. Books. Beer. Sunlight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mushrooms, the history of languages, how to make my life and my house more efficient, something odd that happened at work, how tired I am, the book I'm reading, the books I'm not reading, the books I want to buy,the books I just bought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working.
After that, drinking something cool somewhere cool. Or smoking something cool at my house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have been homeless, and spent a long time cycling out of that. When I was in my late teens, I found myself skipping school to work so I could pay someone to let me sleep in their car or garage or couch.

Predictably, I made lots of shitty decisions, and one decision that got me my son. He woke me up. We're figuring the world out together, and we're doing a damn good job so far.
You should message me if
If you dig:
-people-watching
-sarcasm, sass, snark, insults, comebacks, pretensions.
-binging on tv, movies, books, music until you start to go batshit crazy
-farmer's markets, hiking, biking, art shows, general hipster daytime activities
-Bojack Horseman
-getting baked and talking about shit we know nothing about
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