I'm looking for lovely guys and gals to do cool shit with. I like to go to shows and events and whatever I can find to do with myself in the city. I like drinking and eating, and those are both better with company.
I just moved close enough to the city to bike, and I need folks to show me how to injure myself less.
I hate to add this little blurb but it will save myself and others so much time: I DO NOT want a sugar daddy. Also, I am polyamorous, not a threesome machine or a way to get back and your cheating girlfriend. Honestly, ya'll watch too much trash tv.
Esoteric Internet research
Raising a nonconfirmist little badass
Taking righteous bong rips
Quoting stand up comedians
Making weird food experiments (beer-brined sauerkraut, anyone?)
Losing my ID.
I'm a loud, fast talker by nature. My laugh is even louder. I am not for the auditorily sensitive.
East of Eden, Dubliners, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, and Ronald Dahl's books all stick with me, but I'm reading new books almost daily.
I like to rewatch movies. I've seen Away We Go, Lost and Delirious, Wristcutters, and The Goonies each at least 10 times.
I listen to a lot of music, usually cyclically. Top few lately are Chance The Rapper, Tallest Man On Earth, Rival Sons.
Television is my top guilty pleasure. Rick and Morty, The Office, Community, Bob's Burgers. I rewatch seasons constantly.
I flat-out worship food. If it's in front of me, I will eat it.
After that, drinking something cool somewhere cool. Or smoking something cool at my house.
Predictably, I made lots of shitty decisions, and one decision that got me my son. He woke me up. We're figuring the world out together, and we're doing a damn good job so far.
-sarcasm, sass, snark, insults, comebacks, pretensions.
-binging on tv, movies, books, music until you start to go batshit crazy
-farmer's markets, hiking, biking, art shows, general hipster daytime activities
-getting baked and talking about shit we know nothing about