Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking for people to talk with, get to know, and explore with.
Talk, laugh, drink, walk, hike, drive, look, find shit, lose
Also I just moved close enough to the city to bike, and I need
folks to show me how to not injure myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm raising my (fucking adorable) son, working my super sweet
serving job, drinking incalculable amounts of beer, and journeying
to the Mysterious Beyond.
College has been more miss than hit with me historically, but I'll
be a full-time student for the first time next year. I'm going for
Library Sciences, but I honestly doubt I'll quit serving before my
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Esoteric Internet research
Raising a nonconfirmist little badass
Taking righteous bong rips
Quoting stand up comedians
Losing my ID.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Generally, my laugh, my hair, my smile, my hips
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If I start reading in the same room as you, you will have to pry
the book from my hands to get my attention back.
East of Eden, Dubliners, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, and all
Ronald Dahl's books all stick with me.
I like to rewatch movies. I've seen Away We Go, Lost and Delirious,
Wristcutters, and The Goonies each at least 10 times.
I listen to a lot of music. Top few lately are The Head and the
Heart, The Decemberists, Built to Spill, Balance and Composure,
TV (especially comedy) is my favorite thing ever, no shame.
Inbetweeners, Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers, The Office, Community,
Trailer Park Boys, Eastbound and Down, Parks and Rec... all
I flat-out worship food. If it's in front of me, I will eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Rowan. Plants. Coffee. Books. Beer. Sunlight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mushrooms, the history of languages, how to make my life and my
house more efficient, something odd that happened at work, how
tired I am, the book I'm reading, the books I'm not reading, the
books I want to buy,the books I just bought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On my off nights, when my son is with his dad, I sometimes to go to
a friends house and drink and smoke with chill friends and new
people. Sit on the roof, play some music, unwind.
When I go out it's usually to a brewery or a chill bar. I only get
wicked drunk after double shifts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been homeless, and spent a long time cycling out of that.
When I was in my late teens, I found myself skipping school to work
so I could pay someone to let me sleep in their car or garage or
Predictably, I made lots of shitty decisions, and one decision that
led to my son. He woke me up.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you dig:
-sarcasm, sass, snark, insults, comebacks, pretensions.
-aggressively binging on tv, movies, books, music until you start
to go batshit crazy
-farmer's markets, hiking, biking, art shows, general hipster
-Getting baked and talking about shit we know nothing about.
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