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30 Burbank, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:28pm
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm weird and funny and cool as fuck.

Stand Up Comic, Improviser, nerd, Wrestling enthusiast, lover of all things Star Wars. Football, Hockey and Soccer (Bills, Sabres and Chelsea FC)

I'm working on making myself a better person. I'm far from a finished product so I feel like anything I say here is like, in stone, when in reality it's very fluid.

I've lost 70 pounds so far and I'm eating clean. Not stopping till I lose much more.

I'm naturally introverted but I'm working on putting myself out there more. So, here I am. In real life too.

Here's a Stand Up Set from Comikaze
(would like to stress that was 70+ pounds ago)

The following IS in stone.

I believe strongly in Equality (Marriage, Gender, etc..) Feminist. Sex positive. Pro choice. Atheist.

I'm not gonna judge you on stupid shit you shouldn't be judged on. Unless you don't like 90s music. Then we need to talk.

Let's do this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm very coordinated.

I've played guitar for 15 years. I guess I'm okay at that.

I bowled a 300 when I was 16. No one seems to be that impressed by that but really, you should be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have VERY nice eyes. Seriously. They're stellar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Low bridge everybody down
Low bridge cuz we're coming to a town
And you'll always know your neighbor
You'll always know your pal
If you've ever navigated
On the Erie Canal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without this question.. forever and ever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space, what's going on up there, if anyone is looking at a star field that includes earth and is wondering if anyone is out there at the same time.

Why is Taylor Swift so catchy?

What do girls mean when they say they like adventure?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being Awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I requested Limp Bizkit on the radio once. It wasn't my strongest moment, I don't really know why I did it. Well, that's not true. I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE!

You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This website is mostly bullshit right? Like the things people say about themselves. Half of it means nothing or are just cliche phrases that seems like what you should say. It's all crap. My profile. Yours. Pointless and silly. The only way to know if we will get along isn't match %, It's talking. So look at my pictures. Decide if I'm fuckable. Then talk to me if you want and maybe we can make something for ourselves here.