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30 M Burbank, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:38pm
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
It was the best of profiles, it was the worst of profiles.

I like to think that I'm quick witted, funny and intelligent. I'm introverted and quiet sometimes, and sometimes I'm boisterous and extroverted. Really depends on the situation.

I'm a Stand Up Comedian, I also do improv but Stand Up is my main squeeze.

Here's my Stand Up.
Take a look, see if you like it.

I've lived in Burbank for two years, originally from Buffalo, NY and Tarpon Springs, FL.

I've played guitar for 15 years, although you'd think I'd be better at it by now, I was in bands all throughout college. I mess with photoshop, basically anything I can do to be creative.

There are a couple things I want to say. I believe that men, women, and other should be treated EQUALLY. This means Gender Equality, this means Marriage Equality. It means Equality. If you can't get behind that, Alt+F4 and get out of my face.

I'm just a man, posting things on the internet, hoping you'll message him
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in the middle of losing a ton of weight right now, so I don't even know how much of this profile is gonna be accurate when I'm done, the pictures are already inaccurate, Thinking about just shutting her down and restarting when I reach my goal.
I’m really good at
Getting twitter followers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have the brightest, nicest, blue eyes ever. You're welcome to challenge me, but you will lose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just my favorites:

BOOK: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
MOVIES: Star Wars (IV-VI, Original Han shoots first edition)
SHOWS: Firefly, Community, Boy Meets World
MUSIC: Blink-182, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, RATM
FOOD: I'm on a diet, I no longer enjoy food.
The six things I could never do without
I hate this question with the fire of a thousand suns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I'm being super honest, if you have something about going on adventures on your profile that means absolutely nothing to anyone. There's no context in that situation, it's pretty frustrating.

And everyone likes to travel. Literally everyone.

I put a lot of stock in coincidences, if you do this too we should probably get married.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making people laugh for considerably less than you'd think the best medicine would go for.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I requested Limp Bizkit on the radio in 10th Grade.

I like Taylor Swift's hits, a lot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Ya know, if you like me.

If you wanna tradesies shoulder massages you go straight to the front of the line.