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30 M Burbank, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:59am
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I don't want to describe myself, I feel like anything I say is just vain and superfluous. You ever have a moment where you kinda understand what needs to be done but doing it makes you feel dirty? That's this section to me.

When it comes to girls I like Funny, nerdy, intelligent, creative and talented.

I like dinosaurs and stars and far off places and imagination and sports. I'm pretty weird.

I'm a stand up comic, i know you all hate that shit but you're gonna find out sooner or later so might as well just disclose it now.

Listen, I really like Star Wars.

I'd like a girlfriend but I'd settle for a massage.

I dunno guys, I'll edit this when I feel more inspired to write a better one. Just talk to me, we're not gonna know shit about each other anyway unless we talk.
What I’m doing with my life
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Oh you know, trying to have fun, make a career out of stand up, perform as much as I can etc..

I'm losing weight faster than I can keep up in the clothes depot. I look ridiculous.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bowling, well I used to be, I bowled a 300 when I was 16. Haven't bowled in a long time, turns out when you're that good that young it kinda loses it's fun later in life.

I've played guitar for 14 years. I guess I'm okay at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have the brightest, nicest, blue eyes ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Just my favorites:

BOOK: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Starship Troopers (trust me, it's nothing like the movie)
MOVIES: Star Wars (IV-VI, Original Han shoots first edition)
SHOWS: Firefly, Community, Boy Meets World, Archer
MUSIC: Blink-182, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, RATM
FOOD: I like Chicken Wings but I'm on a diet right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I hate this question with the fire of a thousand suns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and our place in it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out, having fun, slinging jokes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Taylor Swift's hits, a lot.

I am way more nerdy then I'm letting this profile know.

Sometimes you just need to listen to Ska.

I think God is a logical fallacy, but hey, if it's your jam, go ahead.
You should message me if
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I don't take this very seriously. We can talk, see if there's something there.