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kashcomic

30 M Burbank, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't want to describe myself, I feel like anything I say is just vain and superfluous. You ever have a moment where you kinda understand what needs to be done but doing it makes you feel dirty? That's this section to me.

When it comes to girls I like Funny, nerdy, intelligent, creative and talented.

I like dinosaurs and stars and far off places and imagination and sports. I'm pretty weird.

I'm a stand up comic, i know you all hate that shit but you're gonna find out sooner or later so might as well just disclose it now.

Listen, I really like Star Wars.

I'd like a girlfriend but I'd settle for a massage.

I dunno guys, I'll edit this when I feel more inspired to write a better one. Just talk to me, we're not gonna know shit about each other anyway unless we talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Oh you know, trying to have fun, make a career out of stand up, perform as much as I can etc..

I'm losing weight faster than I can keep up in the clothes depot. I look ridiculous.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bowling, well I used to be, I bowled a 300 when I was 16. Haven't bowled in a long time, turns out when you're that good that young it kinda loses it's fun later in life.

I've played guitar for 14 years. I guess I'm okay at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the brightest, nicest, blue eyes ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just my favorites:

BOOK: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Starship Troopers (trust me, it's nothing like the movie)
MOVIES: Star Wars (IV-VI, Original Han shoots first edition)
SHOWS: Firefly, Community, Boy Meets World, Archer
MUSIC: Blink-182, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, RATM
FOOD: I like Chicken Wings but I'm on a diet right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I hate this question with the fire of a thousand suns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and our place in it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out, having fun, slinging jokes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Taylor Swift's hits, a lot.

I am way more nerdy then I'm letting this profile know.

Sometimes you just need to listen to Ska.

I think God is a logical fallacy, but hey, if it's your jam, go ahead.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I don't take this very seriously. We can talk, see if there's something there.