Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

kashcomic

30 M Burbank, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Does anyone know where I can find a girl who likes hiking, adventure and travel? I wish someone would mention these in their profile. And for the love of God, is anyone here laid back?

I'm Greg. I'm a stand up comic, also I do improv.

I recently told a girl that I like Star Wars but in a more than a friend way. She wasn't impressed but she should be, you have to be dedicated to learn the full story of IG-88.

Currently I've lost 63 pounds and counting and I'm changing my life for the better, diet wise anyway, although I fuck up sometimes, don't we all? Someone who doesn't want to ruin that for me and also would like to participate and/or hold me accountable would be fantastic.

I respect you, whatever your choices. Even if I think they're dumb choices, you get the benefit of my respect. Equal rights for all people is a thing. A thing I love, and would love if you would also love.

I'm from Buffalo, NY then Tampa, FL before Los Angeles. Florida is every bit as fucked as you think it is. And more.

I put way too much stock into coincidences, if you do too then we should get married.

I like space, and the things in it. That includes you. I like you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Comedy Comedy Comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at drinking games. Which is weird since I don't drink hardly ever, but the whole throwing/catching/flipping part of drinking games I excel at.

I've played guitar for 14 years. I guess I'm okay at that.

I bowled a 300 when I was 16. So I was pretty good at Bowling there. Haven't done it in a while though. Turns out there's not a lot left to accomplish after you bowl a 300.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the brightest, nicest, blue eyes ever. You're welcome to challenge me but you will lose. Bring your GPS, you'll be getting lost in these.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just my favorites:

BOOK: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Starship Troopers (trust me, it's nothing like the movie)

MOVIES: Star Wars (IV-VI, Original Han shoots first edition)

SHOWS: Firefly, Community, Boy Meets World, Archer

MUSIC: Blink-182, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, RATM

FOOD: I like Chicken Wings but I'm on a diet right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I hate this question with the fire of a thousand suns. There's no good answers. Zero.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Astronomy. History. Comedy. Movies. Television. If you like me.

Also that I really need more pictures. Like better ones.

I want to believe that the match percentages mean something but all my highest matches I've seen rarely ever reply to me. So it can't mean that much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out, having fun, slinging jokes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Why don't you use this as a conversation starter if you'd like to start a conversation with me?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like piña colladas. Or you don't.

That's actually not important to me.

Let's message.