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31 Burbank, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Yesterday – 10:34pm
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Couple things you need to know about me up top... my T-Shirt game is on point and my Hats are always flat brimmed. This is EXTREMELY important.

I'm a stand-up comic. Or as my parents call it, "Disappointing."

Video of My Stand Up (5/10/15)

Comedy is my passion so I also do improv, primarily based out of iO West, I'm on a Harold team there.. Critical Darling, you should check us out.

I also work full time during the week in the days to support this passion of mine. So I'm a hard working guy. TLC would give me love, won't you?

I'm definitely nerdy and I'm not ashamed of it. I own three pairs of Star Wars Vans and I am not afraid to wear them on our first date.

I like to read and learn, especially if it's astronomy or history.

If you're looking for a conversation starter with me, ask me to tell you the story of the greatest coincidence ever.

I've also taken to dieting and the gym and all that horrible no good very bad stuff. Lost 70 pounds so far.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Anything and everything I can be creative at.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm very coordinated.

I've played Guitar for 16 years.

Fun Greg fact: Before comedy it was all about music with me. In fact, I started comedy because all my bands broke up around the same time and I missed performing so much.

Before music, I was actually into something much different. The high stakes world of competitive Bowling. You really, unless you were involved in it, have no idea. I bowled a 300 when I was 16, in real life no less, they even gave me a ring for it. No one seems to be that impressed by that but like, it's a pretty big accomplishment, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have VERY nice eyes. Seriously. They're stellar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me
I said you're holding back
She said shut up and Dance with Me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I hate this question with the fire of a thousand suns. So instead here's this:

I am very liberal, athiest, pro choice, etc..

I believe very strongly in equality of all kinds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What do girls mean when they say they like adventure? I mean, I've read peter pan, so I get that.. but like, what constitutes adventure on okcupid?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either doing a comedy show or trying to get you to go out with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This isn't my strongest moment.. but..

I requested Limp Bizkit on the radio once. I don't really know why I did it. Well, that's not true..



Want your mind blown? I'm Armenian. Yup. Didn't see that coming did ya?
You should message me if
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Message me if you want to, that simple.

If you're creative, talented, and a liberal person I definitely want to hear from you.

This is weird, but I do appreciate your offers of "Let's Just be Friends" ladies, but you have to understand that's not why I'm here. The same way you hate it when a guy messages you, "Wanna Fuck??" because that's not what you're looking for, is how I feel when you're like, "Let's just be Friends" I have great friends that I wish I got to see more of. I'm trying to fill the void in my life which is a more than friends scenario.