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30 Burbank, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
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Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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Make some popcorn.

You can't ALL like hiking. It's not possible.

If you like nerds that will make you laugh, you will like me.

The first thing you need to know is that I'm a stand up comic, I also do improv and sketch and all that. Comedy is what I've found to be my passion in life. It's what I pursue. Always strive to be funnier, more entertaining and hopefully one day, maybe get to the point where I can make a difference, and make people think but in a way that people still laugh. Here's a Set from Comikaze .. that was 70 pounds ago by the way..

I've always been into creative things. Before comedy it was music and I was in a few bands. I've played guitar for 14 years. I really like creating. Even when I was a kid one of my favorite things was dumping all my legos in a box and creating something new from them.

The second thing is that I've dedicated myself and been working really hard to lose weight (you're welcome, ladies) and currently I'm down 70 pounds! So someone who isn't gonna try to be a bad influence on that would be great. It also means I probably won't ask you out to dinner. I know it's a pretty standard first date, but I wanna be better looking for you so ya know, take the good, take the bad. Also, I'm sorry if a lot of pictures are bad selfies. It's weird, you lose weight and then you hate the way you looked 2 weeks ago and I want to be as accurate as I can for you.

Politically, I tend to lean liberal. I like to think that I weigh an issue and research it and then make my decision about what I support. It just so happens that 99/100 times that happens to line up with the liberal side of things. I hate lists that people make on here of like 'don't message me if' and all that but honestly, if you're not pro marriage equality, or pro feminism, or basically pro equality (gender, racial or otherwise) I just don't see how we could get along.

I was born in Buffalo, NY and lived there for 16 years, before moving to Tampa, FL and finishing high school. Then I attended Florida State University (GO NOLES!) I briefly moved back to Tampa for a year before coming to LA, where I've been for the last 3 years.

I put way too much stock into coincidences, if you do too then we should get married.

I like astronomy and history, especially World War II and space travel. They aren't as non-related as you might think. The Nazi Scientist who created the V2 Rocket ended up being the director of NASA who lead the USA to the moon landing. True story. The USA went to the moon based on the work of a Nazi. Always blew my mind.

I'm a very big Star Wars fan. You don't have to love it, you just have to be able to accept that I do. If you do love it though, oh boy do I like you already.

I'm half Armenian, but if I didn't tell you that and you never saw my last name, you'd never know. I wish I knew more about my culture especially since I can throw something into Glendale from where I live, but alas, doesn't really seem to be in the cards.

I like to drink, although I do it semi rarely, but I do have fun when I get to do it. I also smoke (weed) occasionally. I think they're fun activities to do with people.

That's all for now, I think this is a good start, right? If you have any questions, by all means, feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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Stand Up Comedy. This affords me a lot of flexibility with my schedule, but I should tell you, I take my craft very seriously. It's a lot of work and sometimes I can be very busy, but it's worth it, and I think you'll find you appreciate how hard I work at such a non traditional job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm very coordinated.

I've played guitar for 14 years. I guess I'm okay at that.

I bowled a 300 when I was 16. No one seems to be that impressed by that but really, you should be.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have VERY nice eyes. Seriously. They're stellar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Just my favorites:

BOOK: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Starship Troopers (trust me, it's nothing like the movie)

MOVIES: Star Wars (IV-VI, Original Han shoots first edition)

SHOWS: Firefly, Community, Boy Meets World, Archer

MUSIC: Blink-182, Less Than Jake, Reel Big Fish, RATM

FOOD: I like Chicken Wings but I'm on a diet right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without this question.. forever and ever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space, what's going on up there, if anyone is looking at a star field that includes earth and is wondering if anyone is out there at the same time.

Why is Taylor Swift so catchy?

What do girls mean when they say they like adventure?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being Awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I requested Limp Bizkit on the radio once. It wasn't my strongest moment, I don't really know why I did it. Well, that's not true. I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE!



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Ice breaker: which is more sad, Mufasa dying or the montage from UP?