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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm trying to find that happy medium of verbose yet straight forward for this profile. Here's the latest attempt.

Here it is, I'm in a good place. I have my shit together. I have a job that doesn't interfere with me pursuing my dream. I'm losing weight fast (70 pounds already!), My may schedule is jam packed with awesome shows to perform on. If I could solve this sex and/or relationship drought I'm in I might be bordering on super happy here.

My goal, passion, thing I love most in life is comedy. I'm a Stand Up Comedian (Here's a Stand Up Set If You'd Like to Watch) , Improviser (iO West) and on occasion I'll act if it's what needs to be done.

I've played guitar for 16 years, although that implies that I'm really good when it's really more of just a creative outlet when I need to step back from Comedy for a second.

I like what I like and I'm not ashamed or embarrassed about it. This includes Musical Theater.

I read a lot. Mostly about science, technology, astronomy and things like that. I love learning. That's not a bold statement to say, it's just the truth.

I'm also quite nerdy, it seems to be all the rage these days but trust me I'm old school. I've read 99% of the Star Wars expanded universe and was unreasonably angry when they de-canonized it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it the best way I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm very coordinated.

I bowled a 300 when I was 16, in real life no less, they even gave me a ring for it. No one seems to be that impressed by that but like, it's a pretty big accomplishment, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have VERY nice eyes. Seriously. They're stellar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The bands I like
They don't sell too many records
And the girls I like
They don't kiss too many boys
The books I read
Will never be best sellers
But c'mon fellas at least we made a choice.

(Kiss all the boys you want. Doesn't matter)

Also this seems like a great question for messages...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I hate this question with the fire of a thousand suns. So instead here's this.

Believe it or not, I'm actually introverted. I'm a lot quieter in person than you would expect from this profile or someone who says they're a comedian but it's true. I listen a lot and I listen well.

This doesn't apply to 99% of you, but to those it does... don't ask me to tell you a joke, I linked my stand up in the self summary section. You're not paying me, don't make me work.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I love Astronomy and spend a lot of time thinking about far away places. Especially if they were a long time ago and in a galaxy far far away.

Sometimes I wonder how the world would change if we ever found life anywhere else but Earth.

Did you know that even though Space is basically infinite, we know vastly more about it than the bottom of our own oceans?

Why is Taylor Swift so catchy?

I can make the bad guys good for a weekend. I don't think you can Taylor but I damn sure wanna hear the song that comes from you trying.

What do girls mean when they say they like adventure? I mean, I've read peter pan, so I get that.. but like, what constitutes adventure?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably doing a show or hopefully hanging out with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This isn't my strongest moment.. but..

I requested Limp Bizkit on the radio once. I don't really know why I did it. Well, that's not true..


You should message me if
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If you're a liberal, sex positive, fun, funny and an intelligent woman who maybe has some nerd in her.. I want to hear from you. Like pronto.

Conservative douchelords who are against marriage equality or the rare but baffling anti-feminist ladies need not apply and should jump off a bridge.