I'm originally from Denmark (small flat country in northern europe
that smells slightly like bacon), but have recently moved to
Brooklyn where I live with my wife and our semi-permanent couch
surfing gay. I purchased my wife through the "American Wifes"
catalog and my couch surfing gay at a labour day sale event at
Wallmart. I was originally planning to go for the more socially
acceptable Russian or Asian mailorder brides, but with the current
low value of the dollar, the American mail order bride alternative
definitely seemed like the most value for my money...
(I actually met my wife right here on OkCupid... amazing, eh? It actually works!)
I am artistic, sarcastic, and fun
(I actually met my wife right here on OkCupid... amazing, eh? It actually works!)
I am artistic, sarcastic, and fun