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30 • Baltimore, MD • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- May 27
- 5′ 3″ (1.60m)
- Body type
- Very often
- Christianity, but not too serious about it
- Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
- Dropped out of university
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Greek (Poorly)
I also sell sunglasses and get to meet cool people. Which makes enough money to do fun things and go cool places.
Faking a British accent; although my best friend will fight you to death that this is extemely untrue.
I'm a connoisseur of Lean Cuisines, so "cooking" doesn't belong on this list.
Most of my reading is done on the internet, but when I do crack open a book, I like things by Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahnuik, Janet Fitch, & writings by Robert Browning or H.L Mencken.
I watch a lot of terrible one-star romantic comedies. I probably haven't seen your favorite movie and my Netflix recommendations are quite embarrassing. I could watch Dirty Dancing everyday.
If I'm bad at seeing important movies, I'm worse at important TV shows. I never have the commitment or loyalty to watch entire seasons. I can somehow keep up with True Blood, and one time I marathoned Entourage in it's entirety. I kinda like Portlandia and Eastbound & Down, but I wouldn't call myself a fan.
The Internet (capitalization for importance)
Music (What weirdo doesn't like music; I also like that I get paid to get people to hear tunes the way I do)
Vodka (It's who I am, really. And somewhat of an alter ego. Just wait and see.)
My cat (One night I was drunk, sitting on my front stoop, a hungry kitten walked up meowing, and now I have a cat.)
Football (If my pictures weren't a dead giveaway.)
Or singing along by myself at the top of my lungs to whatever silly tune I'm DJing.
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