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30 Baltimore, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:36pm
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Very often
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Greek (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really into not taking things seriously; so if you're hanging out with me, get ready to hear everything become a joke or a bad pun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I play fun music for drunk people & get paid to do it, both in Baltimore & DC.

I also sell sunglasses and get to meet cool people. Which makes enough money to do fun things and go cool places.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and doing dumb things.

Faking a British accent; although my best friend will fight you to death that this is extemely untrue.

I'm a connoisseur of Lean Cuisines, so "cooking" doesn't belong on this list.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was blonde, everyone asked me if I knew I looked like Lady Gaga. Sometimes that still happens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
here goes nothing: music I like spans all over; Odesza, Le Youth, & Shamir are on heavy rotation right now, but that changes almost weekly. I listen to classical music at night & my top plays in iTunes are all Baltimore Club remixes of Motown songs & 90's Jock Jams, if that helps any. If you're remotely pretentious about music, just know that I have a soft spot for LMFAO.

Most of my reading is done on the internet, but when I do crack open a book, I like things by Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahnuik, Janet Fitch, & writings by Robert Browning or H.L Mencken.

I watch a lot of terrible one-star romantic comedies. I probably haven't seen your favorite movie and my Netflix recommendations are quite embarrassing. I could watch Dirty Dancing everyday.

If I'm bad at seeing important movies, I'm worse at important TV shows. I never have the commitment or loyalty to watch entire seasons. I can somehow keep up with True Blood, and one time I marathoned Entourage in it's entirety. I kinda like Portlandia and Eastbound & Down, but I wouldn't call myself a fan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends & family (I am who i am because of them & there will never be another #1 priority in my life other than the people in it.)

The Internet (capitalization for importance)

Music (What weirdo doesn't like music; I also like that I get paid to get people to hear tunes the way I do)

Vodka (It's who I am, really. And somewhat of an alter ego. Just wait and see.)

My cat (One night I was drunk, sitting on my front stoop, a hungry kitten walked up meowing, and now I have a cat.)

Football (If my pictures weren't a dead giveaway.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How good life is, how many good things happen to everybody daily, and how much I appreciate the people I surround myself with. I can get annoyingly optimistic at times.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends laughing at smart jokes and dumb people.

Or singing along by myself at the top of my lungs to whatever silly tune I'm DJing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Up until roughly 2005, I used to think the lyrics to Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" were actually "bittersweet man Maurice, that is all I'm taking with me."
You should message me if
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You can clean slice a heart with your wit in six words or less.

You hate the stigma online dating gets, feel it's not just a place for goons who can't find a somebody in real life, and are overall too busy to really give a fuck about other people's perceptions.