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katezeegreat
28 / F / bisexual / Single
Portland, Oregon
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The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 4" (1.62m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Aries and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Owns dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am bright, shiny, and not a zombie.
My Self-Summary
I'm old enough to know better, but I still manage to get away with
things. I've been called intellectually arrogant, which doesn't
bother me because it's probably true and probably justified. I love
karaoke, reading in bed, and old school PC RPGs.
I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now, and anyone who approaches me with the mindset of wanting to settle down will quickly be told to look elsewhere. However, I'm open to almost anything and a firm believer that relationships tend to seek their own level. I'm not afraid to walk away from something that isn't working, but since I'm not looking for the LOVE OF MY LIIIIIFE, I'm pretty accepting of quirks, foibles and imperfections.
I want to be with someone who makes me laugh a lot and who isn't ambivalent about being with me.
I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now, and anyone who approaches me with the mindset of wanting to settle down will quickly be told to look elsewhere. However, I'm open to almost anything and a firm believer that relationships tend to seek their own level. I'm not afraid to walk away from something that isn't working, but since I'm not looking for the LOVE OF MY LIIIIIFE, I'm pretty accepting of quirks, foibles and imperfections.
I want to be with someone who makes me laugh a lot and who isn't ambivalent about being with me.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to be a journalist, but print media is dying and I think I
wanna be a nurse when I grow up. Or maybe a dominatrix. Hmm.
I go to school occasionally. I spend a lot of time worrying, but I'm trying to stop doing that. I talk a lot, but I also listen well. I don't have a job, but my disability claim is being considered. I may soon get compensation for being broken. Yaaay. I have depression, social, anxiety and a bad attitude.
I go to school occasionally. I spend a lot of time worrying, but I'm trying to stop doing that. I talk a lot, but I also listen well. I don't have a job, but my disability claim is being considered. I may soon get compensation for being broken. Yaaay. I have depression, social, anxiety and a bad attitude.
I’m really good at
I'm a three time spelling bee champion (1993-1995) and have an
excellent vocabulary. I can also do some interesting contortions. I make
excellent mashed potatoes.
I can probably make you laugh.
I rock at karaoke. Sometimes.
I can probably make you laugh.
I rock at karaoke. Sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm sort of a know-it-all, especially in a classroom setting.
Or that I'm singing. I don't know.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
BOOKS: Slaughterhouse-Five; She's Come Undone; One Flew Over the
Cuckoo's Nest; Breakfast of Champions; Oryx and Crake; Lamb; The
Lord of the Ring;, Eat, Pray, Love; In Cold Blood, anything I can
get my hands on... It rips my life away, but it's a great
escape...
MOVIES: Fargo, LA Confidential, The Usual Suspects, Miller's Crossing, Blood Simple, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I Heart Huckabees, The Man Without A Past, You Can Count on Me, Igby Goes Down
MUSIC: Modest Mouse, Wolf Parade, Shins, Decemberists, Strokes, Spoon, Nada Surf, White Stripes, Arcade Fire, Cake, Pedro the Lion, RADIOHEAD, Old 97s/Rhett Miller, Violent Femmes, Wilco, Old Crow Medicine Show, Brandi Carlile and many, many, many others.
FOOD: Mashed potatoes, peas, and steak. Perfect meal.
But I'm also down with vegan and vegetarian stuff. I love sushi and Thai food. I'm very picky, but I'll try almost anything.
MOVIES: Fargo, LA Confidential, The Usual Suspects, Miller's Crossing, Blood Simple, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I Heart Huckabees, The Man Without A Past, You Can Count on Me, Igby Goes Down
MUSIC: Modest Mouse, Wolf Parade, Shins, Decemberists, Strokes, Spoon, Nada Surf, White Stripes, Arcade Fire, Cake, Pedro the Lion, RADIOHEAD, Old 97s/Rhett Miller, Violent Femmes, Wilco, Old Crow Medicine Show, Brandi Carlile and many, many, many others.
FOOD: Mashed potatoes, peas, and steak. Perfect meal.
But I'm also down with vegan and vegetarian stuff. I love sushi and Thai food. I'm very picky, but I'll try almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
Comfy shoes, comfy bed, bathtub, mashed potatoes, good pair of
jeans, books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human relationships. Sexuality. Whether my ass looks too big in
these pants.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading. Bathing. Getting ready for bed. Wishing I had something
good to do on Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
My B.O. tends to smell like onions, and I enjoy that.
You should message me if
DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF: You are over 40 (unless you're really hot
shit, in case, why not try?) you live far away, we don't have a 80%
or higher match percentage, you suspect I'm out of your league, you
just want to "chat" (especially if you're over 40, live far away,
and have a low match percentage with me.)
DO MESSAGE ME IF: You're awesome and articulate. You try to spell things correctly. You're not afraid of being loved. You're not afraid of loving back. And you don't think love means ownership. Because I've done that, and I'm soooo over it.
You're not scared of girls. I can smell fear. It angers me.
You must be wickedly intelligent and fiercely funny. Otherwise, we won't have a lot to say to each other.
DO MESSAGE ME IF: You're awesome and articulate. You try to spell things correctly. You're not afraid of being loved. You're not afraid of loving back. And you don't think love means ownership. Because I've done that, and I'm soooo over it.
You're not scared of girls. I can smell fear. It angers me.
You must be wickedly intelligent and fiercely funny. Otherwise, we won't have a lot to say to each other.
