I eat too fast. I drink too much. I talk too loud and I forgot your name. I am late, but only because I saw an old woman who needed help carrying her groceries. I make excuses and little white lies. I can't be held responsible. I didn't mean to use that tone of voice. I didn't hear what you said because I was distracted by that cat playing the piano. I spend money on dumb shit. I am reckless. I am clumsy and I am sorry if I accidentally ever sat on you on a public bus. The driver stopped too fast. I break stuff when I try to fix it. I am guillable and usually always a mess. I am a lady. I use good manners. Not always. I like holding hands. I get bored easily. I get restless. I am scared of milk and heights but would face either fear for a million dollars. I don't brush my hair. I do brush my teeth. I listen to the same album every night to go to bed. I grew up swimming in puddle ditches and scraping my knees. I wore oversized shirts with whales on them. I am driven. I am passionate. I am always moving. I am stubborn. I am argumentative.

Making shit.

Finding shit at thrift stores.

I once found a kitten watch that meows.

i am magic.

Music is number one...
Sigur Ros. Jonsi. Muse. aqualung. Passion Pit. Vampire Weekend. The Beatles. Van Morrison. Jeff Buckley. Fridge. Journey. Jon Hopkins. The Killers. Led Zepplin. David Bowie. The Airborne Toxic Event. Discovery. M.Ward. The Avett Brothers. Clint Mansell. The National. Faded Paper Figures. Band of Horses. Spoon. The Cure. Fleet Foxes. Frightened Rabbit. Jimmy Gnecco. Baths. Air. Spoon. Stars. Bjork. Kaiser Cartel. Ingrid Michaelson. Broken Social Scene. Yeasayer. Beck. Fun.. Theopilus London. Jesse Ruins. Atmosphere. Purity Ring. RuPaul.

moviez
Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Dancer in the Dark. Punch Drunk Love. Heima. Amelie. American Beauty. Back to the Future. Jurassic Park. Death at a Funeral. The Red Balloon. Drive. Boogie Nights.

space.
stretching.
sounds that are nice.
spontaneous combustion.
flight.
the warmth provided by my eyebrows.

Why are schoolanytime.com commercials so fucking awful?

Why does that one bird outside my house sound like a fucking monkey?

Why are there a gillion bunnies hanging out in my driveway? I don't like it. It freaks me out. Straight up Watership Down kinda shit.

shut up. i hate this section.

I look at your pictures first.

You're Ben Haggerty.
You think you can make me laugh.
You're honest and genuine.
You are okay with risks.

You're seeking an undeniable connection and are willing and ready to explore it when you've found it.

You're not boring.

You can make fun of me. And I can make fun of you.
You think this is fucking brilliant:
http://youtu.be/eMVNjMF1Suo