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33 Munich, Germany Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 25
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Mostly vegan
When drinking
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm cool.
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to survive, mostly. but I do other stuff, too.
I'm a social worker, and I work with mentally ill - in some cases delusional - people, so I have plenty of bizarre stories to tell, if you're interested.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm sooooo creative, seriously! and I'm excellent at correcting people's spelling and/or punctuation. I can cook, I can make places look nice and comfortable, I can do my hair, I can grow weed, I can play pool, I can drill, even into very bad walls. and there's so much more, of course.
The first things people usually notice about me
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glasses, tits and ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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- j.d. salinger, jeffrey eugenides, john irving, javier marias, heinrich böll, roald dahl, etc....
- royal tenenbaums, rushmore, punch drunk love, memento, little miss sunshine, lost highway, planet terror, the dreamers, etc...
- twin peaks, breaking bad, mad men, six feet under, american horror story, flight of the conchords, it's always sunny in philadelphia, etc... and django!
- sonic youth, velvet underground, beastie boys, melvins, slint, howe gelb, magnetic fields, besnard lakes, flotation toy warning, arcade fire, breeders, etc...
- food: depends.
The six things I could never do without
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the internet
perfume (me and perfume is like some women and make up [which I rarely use] - I feel naked leaving the house without)
anti-allergic face cream
my drill
my little tomato tool (who knows what it's called), which I also use for strawberries.
-> I found out: tomatenstrunkentferner
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
too much in general and wikipedia listed murder victims in particular.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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when things get out of control, I'm happy to believe in the universal power of overpriced food supplements, ayurvedic stuff or essential oils. it's because there's no god in my life.
You should message me if
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you've had a good look at 'the two of us' ---> 'unacceptable answers' and still think it's a good idea to message me.

before you message me, read this little Q&A:

Q: do I want to chat with people who don't live in or near munich?
A: no.

Q: am I a princess?
A: no.

Q: do I want to see your dick pics?
A: no.

Q: do I want a slave and/or somebody to lick my feet?
A: no.

Q: would I like to mess around on video chat?
A: no.

Q: did somebody steal the stars from the sky and put them in my eyes?