Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm probably just like every other girl you've dated or cyber
stalked. Your parents might not like me but god dammit, your dog
This sums me up mostly, everyday
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as an Autism Inclusion Specialist in a small town middle
school; my favorite student tells me that my face scares him and I
buy him pizza.
I also bartend. My experiences in the food service industry have
shaped how I interact with others, and I feel very strongly that my
humility is a direct result of this. I love it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping, pirating movies, drinking tea with my pinkie out. Pissing
my grandmother off but remaining confident she hasn't written me
out of her will, yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short. I'm on a longboard eating a burrito. I don't have shoes
on. I'll probably make you feel emasculated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's all of us be honest for a minute and agree that loving Carly
Rae Jepson is acceptable. I like food, especially the kind that
goes in my mouth. I read a lot, I write a lot and if you wanna make
out with me, I'll probably use your name in my book.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick. Who really finishes a tube, though?
Some variation of ginger. I'm addicted.
Bobby pins. So many bobby pins.
I guess my cats. I'm a cat lady. I'm only slightly ashamed to put
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn't
want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that
friend-zoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate,
girls do date nice guys. You just aren't a nice guy. You’re a
passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Flirting with married men to get a bigger tip, or checking my email
in the bathroom at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on my porch typing this; all three of my cats got out and I
can't find them. Help.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Throw away your jean shorts. No one likes jorts, not even your mom.
Done? Cool. Now go find me the title of the last book you read. Woo
me with your literary experience. Dazzle me with the similarities
we'll find when we switch iPods. Please for the love of all things
holy (including but not limited to Tom Cruise) don't live with your
STOP WRITING HEY. IT'S FUCKING IRRITATING.
Yes, I'm aware it says I'm interested in casual sex. Unless you're
Charlie Hunnan, propositioning me on here won't get you laid.
I want someone who wears flannel; who I can take home to mom.
I'll be back in Boston in April. I'd like to meet someone who
shares my interests and my goals, who doesn't want a casual fling.
I know, I know you're not supposed to admit this.
Who are you looking for?
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