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22 F Newport, NH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:02am
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English, Italian

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My self-summary
I'm probably just like every other girl you've dated or cyber stalked. Your parents might not like me but god dammit, your dog will. I cried when I watched Up. By now, you've probably figured out that I could either be the best or worst part of your life.

This sums me up mostly, everyday
What I’m doing with my life
Hanging out behind the club on the weekends, acting stupid getting drunk with my best friends.

By day, I work in special education; mentoring eighth grade girls to realize they are worth so much more than who they lie about fucking.

By night, I bar-tend and wait tables. Gotta keep that air of mystery.
I’m really good at
Sleeping, pirating movies, drinking tea with my pinkie out. Pissing my grandmother off but remaining confident she hasn't written me out of her will, yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short. I'm on a longboard eating a burrito. I don't have shoes on. I'll probably make you feel emasculated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's all of us be honest for a minute and agree that loving Carly Rae Jepson is acceptable. I like food, especially the kind that goes in my mouth. I read a lot, I write a lot and if you wanna make out with me, I'll probably use your name in my book.
The six things I could never do without
Chapstick. Who really finishes a tube, though?
Some variation of ginger. I'm addicted.
Bobby pins. So many bobby pins.
Celery. Sorry.
I guess my cats. I'm a cat lady. I'm only slightly ashamed to put this here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn't want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friend-zoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren't a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Flirting with married men to get a bigger tip or wearing someone's boxers to bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll probably correct your spelling and grammar more than I care to admit, and I am a serial first-dater.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Throw away your jean shorts. No one likes jorts, not even your mom. Done? Cool. Now go find me the title of the last book you read. Woo me with your literary experience. Dazzle me with the similarities we'll find when we switch iPods. Please for the love of all things holy (including but not limited to Tom Cruise) don't live with your mom.


Yes, I'm aware it says I'm interested in casual sex. Unless you're Charlie Hunman, propositioning me on here won't get you laid.