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katienotkate

22 F Newport, NH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Italian

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm probably just like every other girl you've dated or cyber stalked. Your parents might not like me but god dammit, your dog will. I cried when I watched Up. By now, you've probably figured out that I could either be the best or worst part of your life.

This sums me up mostly, everyday
http://katienotkate.tumblr.com
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hanging out behind the club on the weekends, acting stupid getting drunk with my best friends.

By day, I work in special education; mentoring eighth grade girls to realize they are worth so much more than who they lie about fucking.

By night, I bar-tend and wait tables. Gotta keep that air of mystery.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping, pirating movies, drinking tea with my pinkie out. Pissing my grandmother off but remaining confident she hasn't written me out of her will, yet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short. I'm on a longboard eating a burrito. I don't have shoes on. I'll probably make you feel emasculated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's all of us be honest for a minute and agree that loving Carly Rae Jepson is acceptable. I like food, especially the kind that goes in my mouth. I read a lot, I write a lot and if you wanna make out with me, I'll probably use your name in my book.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick. Who really finishes a tube, though?
Some variation of ginger. I'm addicted.
Sex
Bobby pins. So many bobby pins.
Celery. Sorry.
I guess my cats. I'm a cat lady. I'm only slightly ashamed to put this here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn't want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friend-zoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren't a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

WHY NONE OF YOU FUCKERS EVER ANSWER I MEAN AM I THAT UNATTRACTIVE OR IRRITATING?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Flirting with married men to get a bigger tip or wearing someone's boxers to bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would probably accept money in exchange for sex.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Throw away your jean shorts. No one likes jorts, not even your mom. Done? Cool. Now go find me the title of the last book you read. Woo me with your literary experience. Dazzle me with the similarities we'll find when we switch iPods. Please for the love of all things holy (including but not limited to Tom Cruise) don't live with your mom.

STOP WRITING HEY. IT'S FUCKING IRRITATING.

Yes, I'm aware it says I'm interested in casual sex. Unless you're Charlie Hunman, propositioning me on here won't get you laid.