One of my goals in life is to own a pig. They are super cute and for some reason I love them. I'm not the easiest person on the planet to be in touch with, but I do my best. I'm very outgoing, I'm as sassy as a gay man, and I'm about as subtle as Tucker Max. I know almost nothing about pop culture that isn't political.
I like progressive ideas and I'm kind of a grammar nazi. I like football, am willing to try new things (that don't involve heights), especially outdoorsy things, I dont drink much but I like margaritas, and I miss playing poker. I love to laugh and therefore love stand-up comedy. I'm good at hanging with the guys and hating chick flicks and romantic comedies. I also love board games, and I hate binaries.
Confessions- I have a thing for red heads. And tattoos. And piercings.
If we have a first date I will rock, paper, scissors you for the check.