katlovesguard
26 Chantilly, VA
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My self-summary
My name is Kat. I like to dance and I LOVE color guard. Please read my profile and look at all my pictures before you message me; I hate getting messages from people who didn't take the time to learn about me. Yes, I have a nose ring. If you don't like it, you probably also won't like my tattoos, and you should move on.

One of my goals in life is to own a pig. They are super cute and for some reason I love them. I'm not the easiest person on the planet to be in touch with, but I do my best. I'm very outgoing, I'm as sassy as a gay man, and I'm about as subtle as Tucker Max. I know almost nothing about pop culture that isn't political.

I like progressive ideas and I'm kind of a grammar nazi. I like football, am willing to try new things (that don't involve heights), especially outdoorsy things, I dont drink much but I like margaritas, and I miss playing poker. I love to laugh and therefore love stand-up comedy. I'm good at hanging with the guys and hating chick flicks and romantic comedies. I also love board games, and I hate binaries.

Confessions- I have a thing for red heads. And tattoos. And piercings.

If we have a first date I will rock, paper, scissors you for the check.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to school and teaching guard. Except right now I have a real people job and I'm out of school for a bit to get my finances together. Hopefully after I graduate I am going to grad school for sociology... But I also kind of want to teach high school, so maybe I'll go for education. My sociological foci are in fertility/infertility, sexuality, and anything LGBTQI.
I’m really good at
Sociology, color guard, dance, crocheting, and pretending that giant spider in my living room doesn't exist.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really busy and I have a LOT of piercings. And I really like color guard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Star Wars, a Beautiful Mind, the Great Escape, anything by Hitchcock, Schindler's List, Good Will Hunting, any Batman movie, Heat, El Dorado, 10 Things I Hate About You, Mulan, Crash, anything with Al Pacino, Sin City (but mostly because Jessica Alba is in it). Sorry but I absolutely HATE anything by Tarentino. I have honestly tried.

TV: House, Breaking Bad, any crime show, Family Guy, Scrubs, Friends, the League, Whose Line, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, the X-files, the Whitest Kids U Know, the Chaser's War on Everything (youtube them- they're hilarious.)

Books: Slaughterhouse Five, Catch-22, Enders Game, the Andromeda Strain, Flowers for Algernon, Shakespeare, anything by Dave Barry, lots of a sci-fi (aka Star Wars) and non-fiction (gender/feminist/sociology stuff)

Music: anything really; the Decemberists, nickel creek, the Leify Green Conspiracy, trampled by turtles, blink 182, mustard plug, reel big fish, iron and wine, Rihanna...

Food: Mexican food, steak, bacon, guacamole
The six things I could never do without
Dance, guard, family, my best friends, cheese, yarn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the Bengals can't win ONE silly playoff game!

Why we still vote on basic human rights like marriage and healthcare.

My next tattoo.

Why feminism has a bad name.

How all these people on here think "wherefore art thou Romeo" means "Where are you, Romeo?" They're not playing hide and seek you idiot, she's asking why he has to be from a family that her family hates. She's asking "WHY are you Romeo?"

What the FUCK I'm going to do with the rest of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Teaching color guard. I know this is a lame answer, and I swear I have some good adventures and stories to share with you, but Friday nights I'm USUALLY teaching my guard kids.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I went to Shakespeare camp in high school.
You should message me if
Your message isn't going to contain something inappropriate.
You'll dance with me in public.
You want to play poker.
You're not afraid to make a fool of yourself.
You use proper grammar.
You're a Bengals fan. Forget my other rules. If you're a Bengals fan, let's talk about how tragic our lives are and why we can't just find a new team.

You should NOT message me if:
You're a Yankees fan.
You're a couple.
You think dinosaurs are made up.
You're "pro-life."
You want to teach creationism in public schools. (Seriously, what is wrong with you?!)
You have a shirtless picture on here.
You're white, and you only want to date white people. I think you're racist. Also, my mom is Hispanic.
You like Fox News.
One of the things you can't live without is guns.
You don't tip well.
You're going to start the conversation with "hey baby."
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