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32 F Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:37am
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Has a kid, and wants more
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I drink Old Fashioned's.
I used to smoke Winston's
I listen to records and NPR
I firmly believe that being able to wrangle a newspaper for ease of reading is a lost art that future generations will miss out on and that makes me sad for them.

Essentially I'm an old man trapped in a 31 year old woman's body...but I'm still totally girlie
What I’m doing with my life
For money, I'm a professional zit popper. For fun, I cook, I laugh, I sing (all the time and not very well), I go on Farmer's Market "choose your own adventures" and I spend as much time outside as possible
I’m really good at
Cooking. I'm really really good at cooking. I'd probably give your mom a run for her money...
The first things people usually notice about me
The horse head mask. Unless I have the chicken one on that day. Then it's that. Or my eyes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books: are lots and lots and lots. My favorite authors include Christopher Moore, Anthony Bourdain, Tom Robbins, Homer, and a bunch of other people who may or may not still be alive. I also spend a great deal of time perusing cookbooks.

My favorite movies include but are not limited to House of 1000 corpses, Devil's Rejects, Rude Boy, pretty much all of the big 70/80's horror films, Lost in Translation, The Sweetest Thing, Juno, Garden State, Stranger Than Fiction. Ehh anyway you get the point...

If my TV is on, it's usually tuned to something having to do with cooking or nature. Sometimes it's on cooking in nature. Or the nature of cooking...or cartoons if I have tiny humans around (or sometimes not so tiny humans)

I have a very wide range of musical interests. I grew up listening to ska and punk but I can always get down with southern rock, classic country, classical, pretty much anything except super poppy auto tuned crap. Some of my favorite bands are The Clash (favorite band of all time!), The Beatles, Mr Bungle, Social Distortion (I have HUGE voice crushes on Mike Patton and Mike Ness) The Skatellites, Beck, The Pietasters, Dropkick Murphys, Bob Marley, Rancid, Operation Ivy, The Robustos, Wolf Mother, Fugazi, Stray Cats, The White Stripes, Gogol Bordello, Scott H. Biram, System of a Down, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Blair Crimmins, The 101'ers, Dick Dale, Tubeway Army, The Mr. Move, Cage the Elephant, slow dancing to Bob Dylan and Ottis Redding, Junior Murvin, Desmond Dekker, Charlie Mingus (check out "Haitian Fight Song" it will change your life).. That list should get you started. Ask if you need more

My life's dream is to judge a Barbecue competition. I can't think of a single cuisine that I don't like but I can't handle super spicy stuff so I ask for the wuss level of spice when I eat Indian or Thai. Sunday brunch is my favorite meal of the week. As far as I'm concerned, every day should start out like a Sunday; with good friends, good foods and a mimosa
The six things I could never do without
I don't need anything except my kiddo and my fur babies. And this paddle ball game. And this remote. And this Chair...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to explain the flavor of a strawberry and why blueberries are not in fact blue

Where I can find a better record store

Why people say they like all types of music except Country and then list Country artists in their favorite band/musician lists (ie. Patsy Cline, Elvis, Johnny Cash)

Why picnics, men in hats and ladies in white gloves have gone the way of the Dodo
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking over the world. Duh
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One of my cats has an unhealthy addiction to playing "fetch". No shit.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 29–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you are a real person, with real feelings, looking for a real relationship. I'm not interested in a one night stand, being a part of an already established relationship or being the rebound from your shitty ex.

If you like to laugh and have fun above all else while still being able to maintain responsibility

If you aren't a douche. Seriously, if there's any question as to your douchiness, go ask someone. I'll wait here. (Also, don't be creepy please. You know who you are, Creepy McCreeperton)

Also and most importantly, if you are ok with kids. I have a son. He is my world. I have no interest in finding someone to be "daddy" per say but if you don't actually like kids then things will be tough