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kayfarmz

23 Houston, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved back to Texas (from New York City). I need friends. Show me things.

I'm an artist, spending my day selling retro games and spending my nights slinging drinks at a terrible dive bar. I have a passion for all things creative. I love to take pictures, paint, draw, read, write and dance. I'm mostly busy with work, but I spend my free time reading or playing video games of some sort. I dye my hair way too frequently.

Also, my cat is my best friend, and I am not ashamed to admit that fact. She's significantly cooler than most humans I know.

I like smooches and poofy dresses and hair bows and poetry and tights and vinyl and zines and i'm a princess.

I'm a human Delcatty and I'll cute charm my way into your heart.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working, making art, dancing and kissing my friends faces.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking pictures and telling funny jokes.

INSTAGRAM: @kayfarmz :3
also follow me on tumblr;
kristenleafarmer.tumblr.com (:
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I exist, or something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books; A Clockwork Orange, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, anything by H.G. Wells, Eleven Minutes, The Stranger, Dr. Seuss, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Graveyard Book, Attack on Titan, Mr. Palomar...

Movies; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Benny and Joon, Anastasia, Big Fish, About a Boy, The Brave Little Toaster, Donnie Darko, Disney Movies, Howl's Moving Castle....

Shows; DOCTOR WHO (it sucks now), House of Cards, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop, Twilight Zone, Breaking Bad, Death Note, Elfen Lied, more anime trash....

Music; Jukebox the Ghost, Tally Hall, Hall and Oates, Fleetwood Mac, I would list more but really all I do is listen to David Bowie.

Video games; BIOSHOCK INFINITE, Mass Effect, Oblivion/Skyrim, Fallout 3, Catherine, Persona, Katamari, Borderlands, Gears of War, Team Fortress 2, Knights of the Old Republic, Bioshock, Portal, Assassins Creed, Fable, GTA, LA Noire.... I'm possibly a bit Bioshock obsessed and maybe have a massive Bioshock tattoo on my leg (or 3...)

Food; Cheese, Bread, Potatoes....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My camera, my best friend, music, conversation, skepticism, and FOOD.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can be a better Mayor in Animal Crossing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Karaoke. Always.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a private person, so feel free to ask me anything. But my nipples are pierced! So, there's that.

I also got one of those kik things. So. Hit me up at kayfarmz. :3
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This used to say to message me if you like cheese, but then literally everyone just messaged me saying 'I like cheese'. So. That was dumb. (Now that I've pointed this out even more people message me about cheese. It's not clever or funny or original -_-)

Message me if you want to talk, or you want to argue, or you want to go blues dancing, or you want to get shitfaced, or you want to make me laugh, or if you just feel like it.

Also, I'm always looking for co-op partners. Specifically for Borderlands, Resident Evil 5, or Portal 2. :3

Don't not message me if you want to. There.