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kaylaban

24 Edmonton, Alberta, CA Genderqueer, Non-binary

Genderqueer, Non-binary

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:17am
Orientation
Queer
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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I'm Chuck/Kristina. I go by both names right now.

I'm a kinky, glitter-loving homo who is a boy/girl/both/neither that swears a LOT & is obsessed with tiny things (if you make a dick joke, I'll cut your dick off).

Sexual health education, specifically queer, sex-positive sex education is what gets me suuuuuper excited and intense (think Monica from 'Friends' and how she is about cleaning). I'm political as fuck, and am 100% a feminist killjoy who also identifies as a misandrist. Don't get it, think it's aggressive? Don't understand why a female-assigned person would hate men? Get over yourself. If you are offended by me saying that I'm getting a "Misandry <3" tattoo in the next two months, then we're DEFINITELY not compatible.

If you're still reading, I'll let you know that I'm a total man/masculinity lover, despite my misandrist ways, but I'm fucking picky as hell cause the majority of dudes, unless they're politically engaged and recognize their privilege, are not worth my constant education about things in "my world".

Now that I got my "man-hating" bit out, I'll say that I'm actually super-fucking nice and sweet and laugh at almost everything (that I find funny) and am legit open to and comfortable with talking about everything and anything, **especially** if it has to do with sexuality, gender, anti-oppression politics, or hating Stephen Harper.

Oh.... &

I love hard - I often say that my heart feels so overwhelmingly full of love to give that it is close to exploding (hence the radiating heart tattoo on my chest).
What I’m doing with my life
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I have the absolute best job ever. I work at a sex toy store that is by far the coolest, most inclusive and sex-positive one in town. We focus on education & aren't shame-y... it's almost unheard of!

I'm also a volunteer Sexual Health Educator and EVENTUALLY I will provide sex-positive education classes/lectures/information to people of all ages, including children and youth, encouraging and celebrating pleasure and desire!

Oh, and myself & 2 others have started a queer porn-making/queer sex-ed collective that is on route to making radical queer porn, and making rad, queer educational and "entertainment" events happen in the Prairies! Heard of SMUTfest? Yeah, I'm 1/4th of the group who puts it on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting super horny when I get stoned and touching myself for a long time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My laugh. You can hear me from veeery far away. And I laugh A LOT!

It used to be my curly hair, but now that I've shaved it....My eyes! My sillyness!

...I think?

Oh! And my butt! Seriously, though, it's hard to miss...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I LOVE reality cooking and house reno shows. And the shittiest reality TV shows, like The Bachelor, Millionaire Matchmaker, Big Brother, Real World, etc. My life is full of critiques of the mainstream and the bullshit that comes with it, so it's nice to watch fucked up shows and pull out of that a bit and "enjoy" it.

The type of music that I listen to the most is folk/indie-folk, but I truly love all music. If it sounds good I'll listen to it! I often wish I was in an indie-folk band like The Head and The Heart with 2 or 3 guys who do lead and I do really awesome back up vocals. A grrrl can dream, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, then getting stoned, then masturbating, then watching a bunch of trashy reality TV.

Or I'm out for beers with my friends. Or going to rad events that my friends put on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm suuuuuper ticklish behind and on my knees. I become overwhelmed with giggles and squirminess as soon as they are lightly grazed!
You should message me if
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you're also political as fuck

you are mega hairy and want someone to love on you who has a hair fetish (BONUS POINTS IF YOU LIKE YOUR BUTTHOLE TOUCHED BECAUSE I HAVE AN ASSHOLE FETISH ALSO)

you're kinky and queer

you're also super fucking lonely and want to meet a really nice, loving, kinky, outrageous human to love on you