Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Chuck/Kristina. I go by both names right now.
I'm a kinky, glitter-loving homo who is a boy/girl/both/neither
that swears a LOT & is obsessed with tiny things (if you make a
dick joke, I'll cut your dick off).
Sexual health education, specifically queer, sex-positive sex
education is what gets me suuuuuper excited and intense (think
Monica from 'Friends' and how she is about cleaning). I'm political
as fuck, and am 100% a feminist killjoy who also identifies as a
misandrist. Don't get it, think it's aggressive? Don't understand
why a female-assigned person would hate men? Get over yourself. If
you are offended by me saying that I'm getting a "Misandry <3"
tattoo in the next two months, then we're DEFINITELY not
If you're still reading, I'll let you know that I'm a total
man/masculinity lover, despite my misandrist ways, but I'm fucking
picky as hell cause the majority of dudes, unless they're
politically engaged and recognize their privilege, are not worth my
constant education about things in "my world".
Now that I got my "man-hating" bit out, I'll say that I'm actually
super-fucking nice and sweet and laugh at almost everything (that I
find funny) and am legit open to and comfortable with talking about
everything and anything, **especially** if it has to do with
sexuality, gender, anti-oppression politics, or hating Stephen
I love hard - I often say that my heart feels so overwhelmingly
full of love to give that it is close to exploding (hence the
radiating heart tattoo on my chest).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have the absolute best job ever. I work at a sex toy store that
is by far the coolest, most inclusive and sex-positive one in town.
We focus on education & aren't shame-y... it's almost unheard
I'm also a volunteer Sexual Health Educator and EVENTUALLY I will
provide sex-positive education classes/lectures/information to
people of all ages, including children and youth, encouraging and
celebrating pleasure and desire!
Oh, and myself & 2 others have started a queer
porn-making/queer sex-ed collective that is on route to making
radical queer porn, and making rad, queer educational and
"entertainment" events happen in the Prairies! Heard of SMUTfest?
Yeah, I'm 1/4th of the group who puts it on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting super horny when I get stoned and touching myself for a
The first things people usually notice about me
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My laugh. You can hear me from veeery far away. And I laugh A
It used to be my curly hair, but now that I've shaved it....My
eyes! My sillyness!
Oh! And my butt! Seriously, though, it's hard to miss...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I LOVE reality cooking and house reno shows. And the shittiest
reality TV shows, like The Bachelor, Millionaire Matchmaker, Big
Brother, Real World, etc. My life is full of critiques of the
mainstream and the bullshit that comes with it, so it's nice to
watch fucked up shows and pull out of that a bit and "enjoy"
The type of music that I listen to the most is folk/indie-folk, but
I truly love all music. If it sounds good I'll listen to it! I
often wish I was in an indie-folk band like The Head and The Heart
with 2 or 3 guys who do lead and I do really awesome back up
vocals. A grrrl can dream, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, then getting stoned, then masturbating, then watching a
bunch of trashy reality TV.
Or I'm out for beers with my friends. Or going to rad events that
my friends put on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm suuuuuper ticklish behind and on my knees. I become overwhelmed
with giggles and squirminess as soon as they are lightly grazed!
You should message me if
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you're also political as fuck
you are mega hairy and want someone to love on you who has a hair
fetish (BONUS POINTS IF YOU LIKE YOUR BUTTHOLE TOUCHED BECAUSE I
HAVE AN ASSHOLE FETISH ALSO)
you're kinky and queer
you're also super fucking lonely and want to meet a really nice,
loving, kinky, outrageous human to love on you
Who are you looking for?
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