"In Soviet Russia, cake mixes you!" (guess which web-comic this is from.)

For anyone who cares, I'm an ISFJ.

If I could describe myself in three words, they would be perverted hopeless romantic. I'm a pretty mellow and friendly person that tends to look at the big picture rather than the details. I am most definitely a Sagittarius. I love surrounding myself with funny and charismatic people. The Boondock Saints is my favorite movie ever. I have seven tattoos, and I only regret one (just because I regret who did it). I'd like to find someone who will be my best friend as well as my lover. I'm usually blunt and straightforward (Sorry if I seem like a bitch, but you were warned), although I try to be tactful about it.
I prefer cuddling and watching cheesy, yet classic, 80's horror movies over shoe shopping and clubbing.
I love to laugh (like every other person in the world).
Any questions, feel free to ask me.

For anyone who doesn't believe gay marriage should be legal, don't message me and please read the following quote:

"I don't think gay marriage opposers understand how the world works. If your religion tells you that you can't have toast and jam, that doesn't mean you get on television and convince everyone to stop eating toast and jam, marching to the courthouse to get toasters and jam removed from the shelves of every supermarket in the country. It means YOU can't have toast and jam. I can eat all the toast and jam, combined or separate, that I want.
If your religion tells you that two dudes can't get married, don't marry a dude. Leave all the peaceful, loving people alone and go wallow in your own hateful little kiddie pool."

- Elise Shafer

(P.S. Bow-ties are cool.)

(P.P.S. You will see more parentheses in the remainder of this profile.)

Working and trying to figure out how to get what I want out of life. A family-related incident happened to where I had to withdraw from school, but I'm not too worried about it. I can always go back.

If you ask any of my family members/friends/co-workers, they'd say that I'm awesome at being the comic relief (usually at my expense). I've also been told that I have a warm disposition and have a calming effect on others. It's usually pretty easy for me to figure out a diplomatic solution when a conflict arises.

My eyes, of course. Or my chest? Perhaps my hair. Could be one of my tattoos, depending on what I'm wearing, but I doubt someone would skip all of the above just to zero in on my body art.

Books: Nora Roberts, "Harry Potter" series, "Twilight" saga (it's a guilty pleasure, everyone has something), Stephen King, and various others. Sometimes it could just be magazines, the backs of cereal boxes, or a dictionary (that was a phase I went through back in my awkward adolescent years [read below]).

Movies: "What a fine day for an exorcism."
Anything that catches my attention. Horror and comedy will always be my top favorite genres.

Shows: Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Modern Family, American Horror Story, Gilmore Girls, That 70's Show, Supernatural, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Dogs 101, Cats 101, etc.

Music: Mostly rock, and I've always been a fan of the classical favorites. Older Muse, older Blink 182, Queen, older Airborne Toxic Event, Bloodhound Gang, Cage the Elephant, older Korn, The Offspring, Barenaked Ladies, older Coldplay, Third Eye Blind, and many others.

Food: I'm usually a fan of anything Italian or Japanese. And geez, I love sushi (the rolled kind, not the kind with a ball of rice under a slab of fish).

Stories.
Music.
Imagination.
Emotions.
Animals.
People.

Scenarios that could happen. Or couldn't. Memories. Holidays. Money. My job. Friends. Family. Ways to de-stress. Etc, etc.

Working, lounging around at home, or hanging out with people.
Because my work schedule varies, and my dislike for clubbing, Friday nights don't hold much meaning to me anymore. I could go to the movies or chill at home any night of the week, if I choose.

I sleep with some kind of light on, unless I'm sleeping with someone else.
Also, from the time I could talk to about 5th or 6th grade, I had an English accent. My family's not from England. I got rid of it when I hit middle school though, because all the other kids laughed at me. So began my adolescent life as an awkward (there's that word again) and quiet bookworm/goth.

you're actually interested in becoming friends before immediately jumping into a relationship (this does NOT mean I'm looking to hookup or gain a friend with benefits).
you can spell correctly.
you know the difference between your/you're, there/their/they're, and to/too.
you won't ask me what I like to do for fun or to tell you about myself (that was kind of the point of this profile).
you are a fan of Harry Potter. This is an absolute must.
you don't mind a chick with ink.
you thought these were hilarious: http://nerf-this.com/12-23-09/ & http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=75