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kbapheus

33 M Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Ancient Greek (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Occasional insomniac, home cook and soon-to-be amateur furniture and cabinet maker of dickensian humors searching for company in tablesetting, beer running, rubbish making, movie watching, wordwrighting, and like unscheduled shenanigans without supervision or such oversight.
What I’m doing with my life
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Finally started making a living on writing. Primarily, I work in software documentation, playing with fancy programs and then doing write ups on how they work for the discerning client. When the work's done for the day, I move over to fiction, putting together my first novel or tinkering with the typesetting backend or to otherwise get the computer to do one or two things more than it does already.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia, chess, cooking, building things, figuring out tech things, languages, history.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Suppose at first glance, that I'm taller than the local Irish and of obvious Mediterranean descent. On occasional whims, I grow and maintain a dickensian beard, then shave it off from similar inclinations. Past that, I seem to jump out most for people from an off-beat humor and general smarts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For Writers: Fyodor Dostoevsky, James Joyce, Bill Faulkner, Walker Percy, George R. R. Martin, Tolkien, James Ellroy, Dennis Lehane, Eric Vögelin.

For shows: Man Lab, Tremé, Sherlock, Boardwalk Empire, The Wire, Hell on Wheels, Mad Men, Deadwood, the Daily Show / Colbert Report, Profugos, Epitafios, Game of Thrones, Justified, Archer, The Walking Dead, Ripper Street, Whitechapel, Luther.

Blind Lemon Jefferson, Tampa Red, Alan Youngblood, Jimmy Martin, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Senior, Blind Willie McTell, Lightnin Hopkins, Howlin Wolf, chaingang songs, Beethoven, Verdi, Donizetti, the Clancy Brothers, the Dubliners, Django Rheinhart, Jellyroll Morton, Mingus, Louis Prima, mardigras indian songs, Doctor John, Kermit Ruffins, any the brass bands, and, of course, the 'Fess.

For food: I'm open to most anything, especially stuff I either cook, can cook, or can figure out how to cook without too much trouble.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Stories worth telling, told by others, written down or conjured from my own imagination.

- A machine to tinker. Something I can take apart, hack and improve upon till it does just what I need it to, until I want to experiment with something else.

- A sense of dionysiac in the day-to-day.

- Things to build and the tools to build them, ranging from a new set of furniture designed and crafted myself to steampunk knicknacks to air-purification aquaponics to goofy wall art.

- Food to cook, ranging from the things I know to the bizarre and the whyn't just to say I did.

- An imperfect world, without eidos or apparent meaning, ensuring thus that there are always fields to explore and understand, aspects to improve, and more otherwise still to be done.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I improve upon my praline recipe. The steps I would need to take to build myself a frame saw, a kerfing plane, a shooting board and what things I could accomplish once I reach that point. How I might dump cloud services in favor of the personal cloud, and whether I would really want to in the end. How to make it in American letters post postmodern.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical Fridays are against my religion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've got no game.
You should message me if
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