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kbapheus

33 Somerville, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Ancient Greek (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm phasing this account out. If you need to find me in the future, see the user SouthernTinker.

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Occasional insomniac, home cook and soon-to-be amateur furniture and cabinet maker of dickensian humors searching for company in tablesetting, beer running, rubbish making, movie watching, wordwrighting, and like unscheduled shenanigans without supervision or such oversight.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer. Mainly work for tech companies, but I've a budding sideline as a freelance editor and have started work on my first novel. I'm two or three tools away from building a workshop and one workshop away from making furniture, using all hand tools.

Also, I just finished my first editorial gig. Release due for February. Feel good about getting my name on a copyright page, even if it's as a footnote in the list of editors.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia, chess, cooking, building things, figuring out tech things, languages, history.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My specs. Maybe my goofy sense of humor and penchant for wordplay. What struck you?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For Writers: Fyodor Dostoevsky, James Joyce, Bill Faulkner, Walker Percy, George R. R. Martin, Tolkien, James Ellroy, Dennis Lehane, Eric Vögelin.

For Shows: Man Lab, Tremé, Sherlock, Boardwalk Empire, The Wire, Hell on Wheels, Mad Men, Deadwood, the Daily Show / Colbert Report, Profugos, Epitafios, Game of Thrones, Justified, Archer, The Walking Dead, Ripper Street, Whitechapel, Luther.

For Music: Blind Lemon Jefferson, Tampa Red, Alan Youngblood, Jimmy Martin, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Senior, Blind Willie McTell, Lightnin Hopkins, Howlin Wolf, chaingang songs, Beethoven, Verdi, Donizetti, the Clancy Brothers, the Dubliners, Django Rheinhart, Jellyroll Morton, Mingus, Louis Prima, mardigras indian songs, Doctor John, Kermit Ruffins, any the brass bands, and, of course, the 'Fess.

For food: I'm open to most anything, especially stuff I either cook, can cook, or can figure out how to cook without too much trouble.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I improve upon my praline recipe. The steps I would need to take to build myself a frame saw, a kerfing plane, a shooting board and what things I could accomplish once I reach that point. How I might dump cloud services in favor of the personal cloud, and whether I would really want to in the end. How to make it in American letters post postmodern.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical Fridays are against my religion.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a movie or opera suggestion. You want to teach me an interesting language or how to play mandolin. You know of a decent bar that doesn't get packed on the weekends. You want to audit my code. You like funny stories and obscure historical trivia.