I'm a sarcastic misanthrope trying to make it in this ever cruel
world. But in all honesty most of the things I say are an
exaggeration aimed at poking fun at some of the idiotic things that
What I’m doing with my life
Watching paint dry. When the paint finally dries I repaint the
wall. If this becomes too tedious, I mow my lawn and then stare out
my window as the grass grows.
I’m really good at
remembering really random facts such as historical dates in time
and what not.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair has gotten dreadfully long that I consider it my doouchey
Hayden Christian "Revenge of the Sith" monstrosity that really
needs to get cut to a manageable length.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, Jurassic Park, 1984, Animal Farm, Spiderman Comics,
The Little Prince, Anything thats not Lord of the Rings
TV Shows : The Simpsons, Scrubs, South Park, The Amazing Race, How
I Met Your Mother (up until Ted met the Mother)
Favorite Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Star Wars, Harry Potter,
Indiana Jones, Big Fish, Beetle Juice
Music: Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Super Tramp, The Beatles, Yes, The
WHO, Genesis, Talking Heads, Grateful Dead (Basically anything that
hasn't released an album since the early 80's)
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is the future really going to be so bright that I'm going to need
to wear shades?
On a typical Friday night I am
at the Ninth Level of Hell. Its a bit of a treacherous path to get
here but at least the crowd is enjoyable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm left handed and can't use a can opener properly.
You should message me if
You can follow a conversation interjected with humor concerning
Harry Potter, Star Wars and occasionally regarding the court of
Louis XIV. But don't get me started on Louis XVI. He's just dead to