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25 Columbus, OH Non-binary


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21-90
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 23
Pansexual, Queer
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like kittens and beer and watching TV. for more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Falling ever deeper into the black hole of Steven Universe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The internet. Getting too obsessed way too quickly. Making people laugh.

Mario Kart for the N64. I will rock your world.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not afraid to talk to anybody and I swear a shitload.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Steven Universe, Beyonce, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, Shaun of the Dead, Queen, Billy Joel, the Steeldrivers, Conan the Barbarian, They Live, The Walking Dead comics, Highlander, Arrested Development, World War Z, Kanye West, Good Omens...

I like lots of things that are good. I have impeccable taste (just ask!)

Mostly the things I like have to be at least a little bit silly.

Oh and motherfucking cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, internet, internet, internet, internet, pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
social justice (don't roll your eyes at me, it's true)


Non-standard dialects
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking or lounging or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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one time I pooped in the ocean.
You should message me if
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You are an ent. Seriously that's why I'm on here.

You like things that I like and aren't looking for dates or sex. Very happy in a functioning monogamous relationship right now. But I like friends a lot. For fuck's sake, cis men, don't hit on me.

Your intellect interests me 98342837765x more than your physical appearance or your gender.

Also, if you just message me with a "hi!" or a "how are you?" I'm probably not going to respond. I'm shallow for cleverness.

Do NOT message me if you think political correctness or social justice are somehow bad things.