26 Columbus, OH
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My self-summary
i am here for platonic connections only--but if you befriend me, you get a two for one deal, because my partner is rad as fuck

i like nerd shit and craft beer and watching tv

zombee.tumblr.com for more.
What I’m doing with my life
Falling ever deeper into the black hole of Steven Universe.
I’m really good at
The internet. Getting too obsessed way too quickly. Making people laugh.

Mario Kart for the N64. I will rock your world.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not afraid to talk to anybody and I swear a shitload.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Steven Universe, Beyonce, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, Shaun of the Dead, Queen, Billy Joel, the Steeldrivers, Conan the Barbarian, They Live, The Walking Dead comics, Highlander, Arrested Development, World War Z, Kanye West, Good Omens...

I like lots of things that are good. I have impeccable taste (just ask!)

Mostly the things I like have to be at least a little bit silly.

Oh and motherfucking cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Internet, internet, internet, internet, internet, pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
social justice (don't roll your eyes at me, it's true)


Non-standard dialects
On a typical Friday night I am
drinking or lounging or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
one time I pooped in the ocean.
You should message me if
You are an ent. Seriously that's why I'm on here.

You like things that I like and aren't looking for dates or sex. Very happy in a functioning monogamous relationship right now. But I like friends a lot. For fuck's sake, cis men, don't hit on me.

Your intellect interests me 98342837765x more than your physical appearance or your gender.

Also, if you just message me with a "hi!" or a "how are you?" I'm probably not going to respond. I'm shallow for cleverness.