Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an INFJ Sagittarius. My aura is violet. I am fucking
I once played the angriest man in 12 Angry Men.
I am originally from Texas and have been in NYC for the last 13
years. I am not stereotypically Texan. I don't own a gun, though I
can shoot one. I've never ridden a horse because I'm allergic and I
don't think you should ride your friends. I am a hard core leftist.
I never once voted for George W. Bush. However, my high school
experience was pretty much exactly like 'Friday Night
I was once late for an appointment because Hugo Chavez died and I
What I’m doing with my life
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I run one of the homeless outreach programs for City of New York.
My days are a delightful mix of paperwork and crazy.
My job is wonderful, but pretty high stress. Because of this, I
have tried and am trying to build a peaceful, meaningful life for
myself. And thus, I have a strict no drama, solid honesty, mutual
respect policy. I have no capacity for fakery.
I’m really good at
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Spelling. Laundry. Driving. Musical things. Naming pets. Turning
any party into a dance party. Using iPhone iconography to tell a
story. The Robot. Continually hatching a plan for the perfect
crime. Piecing things together (ie. Stories or IKEA furniture).
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I have likely just said something strange,
inappropriate, or profound. I am often quoted. I am known to verb a
noun. Or noun a verb.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Salman Rushdie, Jonathan Safran Foer, Alice Munro, Gabriel
Garcia Marquez (I recently re-read '100 Years of Solitude.' It was
so beautiful I almost died.), Ann Patchett, Anton Chekov, Maya
Angelou, Kurt Vonnegut, stuff about social issues and politics. I'm
in two bookclubs--one that reads and one that drinks.
TV: The Wire, Friday Night Lights, The Newsroom, The West Wing, the
fake news. Probably any show that will be awesome and then taken
off the air after a season. Occasional sports (Mainly college
football. Hook 'em Horns.) The version of reality presented in
Reality TV stresses me out.
Movies: Drop Dead Gorgeous; Angels in America; all of the
Christopher Guest movies; Groundhog Day; To Kill a Mockingbird;
most movie musicals; all Will Ferrell movies; almost anything with
superheroes. I do not like scary movies as I do not like to be
scared; do not go for the gratuitously violent.
Music: I really do listen to everything. My iPod (it's a real iPod)
ranges from the ridiculous to the sublime. I have been known to
enjoy catchy hold music. I am deeply committed to the survival of
Food: I have allergies, so my food tastes are limited and
complicated. But I'm good a navigating a menu.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends. Good and meaningful work. Non-digital books. Tacos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pigeons. Sweaters. Social worker stuff. Politics. All of the times
on cruise ships when people go missing and all they leave behind is
a lonely pair of shoes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I suffer from a life-long fear of the Hulk.
You should message me if
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*You are nice to old people, children, waitstaff and dogs.
*You delight in a festive sock.
*You are also committed to the survival of the mixtape.
*In your profile, you have not referred to yourself in cliches,
unless they are entirely true.
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