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36 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:44pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an INFJ Sagittarius. My aura is violet. I am fucking delightful.

I once played the angriest man in 12 Angry Men.

I am originally from Texas and have been in NYC for the last 13 years. I am not stereotypically Texan. I don't own a gun, but grew up with them. I've never ridden a horse because I'm allergic and I don't think you should ride your friends. I am a hard core leftist. I never once voted for George W. Bush. However, my high school experience was pretty much exactly like 'Friday Night Lights.'

I like nothing more than a good parenthetical statement.
What I’m doing with my life
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I run one of the homeless outreach programs for City of New York. My days are a delightful mix of paperwork and crazy.

My job is wonderful, but pretty high stress (There's a bit of a homelessness problem in NYC. I don't know if you've heard.). Because of this, I have tried and am trying to build a peaceful, meaningful life for myself. And thus, I have a strict no drama, solid honesty, mutual respect policy. I have no capacity for fakery.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spelling. Laundry. Driving. Musical things. Naming pets. Turning any party into a dance party. Using iPhone iconography to tell a story. The Robot. Continually hatching a plan for the perfect crime. Piecing things together (ie. Stories or IKEA furniture).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I have likely just said something strange, inappropriate, or profound. I am often quoted. I am known to verb a noun. Or noun a verb.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Salman Rushdie, Jonathan Safran Foer, Alice Munro, Gabriel Garcia Marquez (I recently re-read '100 Years of Solitude.' It was so beautiful I almost died.), Ann Patchett, Anton Chekov, Maya Angelou, Kurt Vonnegut, stuff about social issues and politics. I'm in two bookclubs--one that reads and one that drinks.

TV: The Wire, Friday Night Lights, The Newsroom, The West Wing, the fake news. HGTv. Probably any show that will be awesome and then taken off the air after a season. Occasional sports (Mainly college football. Hook 'em Horns.)

Movies: Drop Dead Gorgeous; Angels in America; all of the Christopher Guest movies; Groundhog Day; To Kill a Mockingbird; most movie musicals; all Will Ferrell movies; almost anything with superheroes. I do not like scary movies as I do not like to be scared; do not go for the gratuitously violent.

Music: I really do listen to everything. My iPod (it's a real iPod) ranges from the ridiculous to the sublime. I have been known to enjoy catchy hold music. I am deeply committed to the survival of the mixtape. I will teach you to like country music.

Food: I have allergies, so my food tastes are limited and complicated. But I'm good a navigating a menu.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fancy pens. Good and meaningful work. Non-digital books. Tacos. Naps. Whimsy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pigeons. Sweaters. Social worker stuff. Politics. All of the times on cruise ships when people go missing and all they leave behind is a lonely pair of shoes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally exhausted, so I just go home. This week, I'm planning a trip to Ikea (This could apply to almost any Friday, as I am almost always planning a trip to Ikea.).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suffer from a life-long fear of the Hulk.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*You are nice to old people, children, waitstaff and dogs.
*You delight in a festive sock.
*You are also committed to the survival of the mixtape.
*In your profile, you have not referred to yourself in cliches, unless they are entirely true.