I am originally from Texas, though I have lived in NYC exile for the past 10 years. My leftist politics, lack of weaponry, and distaste for BBQ sauce have resulted in my being allowed to return only for short, highly-supervised visits.
I once played the angriest man in 12 Angry Men.
My work (see below) has shown me very plainly what's important in life, and I just don't have the head-space for the rest of it. I have a strict no drama, solid honesty, mutual respect policy. I have no capacity for fakery. I do not suffer silliness.