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Kcole344

22 San Antonio, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What's the point in secrets? There's a plethora of qualities that are unsavory, poor, or otherwise in bad taste - I am, possibly you are, a mixture of all these character flaws. I resemble Link of Encino man, an eerily handsome Neanderthal from the Pleistocene period yearning for affection from my equally lost and confused lover. In a world with a different decorative arrangement than I find accustom, I slurp and munch within convenience stores with my arguably less intellectually advance partner, Stoney and his alter-ego Pauly Shore. I eventually discover my lover within a Bathtube inexplicably vacant of freezer burnand proceed with copious love-making. I proceed in my adventures of modern America by joining a rock band and holding some people hostage - that may seem irrelevant, but that's rock and roll.

I am back on okcupid for a short amount of time - I'll be dishing out delights daily.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I maintain a constant state of intellectual masturbation - it's a daily exercise that requires half-read articles and exercepts from philosophical dissertations. This is future I envision for myself, an inbility to cope with reality and my left hand lodged in Epictetuss abdominal muscles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Interpreting data, not replying to text messages/emails/such.

I also have a killer deadpan stare that goes well with witty retorts. I'm awful at selling myself - that's the objective right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Upon initial meeting, prior to physical contact, most notice the awful scent I exert from my pores. I suspect I am a distant relative to a Titus Arum, or I'm beginning the early stages of Palor Mortis, I'll update as my conditions worsens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ulysses by James Joyce
Nostromo by Joesph Conrad
Robot Series by Issac Asminov
The Republic by Plato
Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
The Age of Voltaire by Will Durant
History of Western Philosophy by Bertand Russel
Walden and Civil Disobedience by Henry Thoreau
Treatise on Human Understanding by David Hume

Game of thrones is by far my favorite television show
Maron, Louie, CBB, How Not to Live Your Life, Peep Show, Archer, IT crowd, The Walking Dead, Cosmos.

Fritz the cat, The living wake, God Bless America, Submarine, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Cashback, Fresh, Buffalo 66, Garden State, The Cornetto Trilogy.

Some bands, composers, etc. that I enjoy: Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra, Gorillaz, Bad Brains, Arcade fire, Fleet Foxes, Chet Baker, Erik Satie, Michael Hoppe, Reverend Horton heat, Saint Bernadette, Wilco, The Modern Jazz Quartet, God Speed you! Black Emperor, Mount Erie, Dinosaur jr., Empros, Don Caballero, Bombay Bicycle Club, Red Fang, Queens of the Stone Age, Explosions in the sky, God is an Astronaut, Snarky Puppy, Jazz-protagonist, King Williams Jazz Collective, Miles Davis, Henry Theadgill, Abdullah Ibrahim. As of late, jazz has been my main go to.
I rarely listen to music, unless I'm in my car.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not really passionate about anything to become attached. I like my cat just fine, I would
like to keep him.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There's not a sincere way of answering this question.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fooling with the minds of the town's folk.

I have so many books to read at the moment. This past couple of months I have become more involved with video games.
I don't get loose.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
. I could discredit this by stating there's nothing too private, however there's at least one thing I consider private. Personal reflection is surprisingly difficult.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're able to sing the entire discography of Neutral Milk Hotel, I won't accept anything else.