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32 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:01am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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"All that culture and you still have a knack for not being choosy."

I think I can best be understood by examining my taco outlook... my tacoutlook, if you will. I have a favorite in the city. A specific taco from a specific place that I would much rather eat instead of any other taco, all things being equal. But nothing is ever equal. So I know what I like in a given situation. Proximity and business hours abiding, I have a top choice. But I also understand that sometimes the better options are going to have a wait. Can my hunger afford that time? If not, then I'll take something else. Am I always going to have the best that I can get? No, probably not. Sometimes there is value in just making a choice and getting the deed done. And sometimes, there's a little joy in making terrible decisions, or new decisions, or both. Hell, there's even a little bit to be said about the way nostalgia informs my choice. There's always a taco for the time, and time for a taco.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Navigating the end of my youth?

I'm an artist, a cyclist, a nerd, a metalsmith, and a story teller. Most of the time, I'm being at least one of those things at a time.

I have a great job that has atypical hours where I get to talk to a lot of people all day. I also work with degenerate scumbags and we talk about terrible things all day long. It's wonderful.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty damned good puzzle solver. I think I'm an excellent story teller, and I'm usually pretty good with a crowd.

Friends are important to me. So I like to be good at being one. I try to be a model member of Team PMA. If you're looking for a dude that will give you an honest opinion and also encourage you to take a chance, you've found him. I'm practically the amateur version of Tony Robbins.

I'm also really good at teaching my dog to do things for treats, but I'm terrible at teaching her not to jump on the couch.

I make a good steak, a good grilled cheese, an excellent omelet, and an impressive freeform stirfry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes? I have no idea. My loud laugh or my accidental slip into a hick accent?

I'm undeniably a nondescript blonde bearded dude. I could easily got lost in a crowd in Logan Square.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love Kurt Vonnegut. I should make it a point to read everything he's written, but alas, only so much time.

I sped through A Song of Ice And Fire (Game of Thrones). In fact, I read it on my iphone without having noticed how much side swiping I was doing or how much my eyes hurt.

Lately, I've been reading The Dark Tower series. It's much better than I anticipated.

I like graphic novels. My favorite is Sandman. A few other honorable mentions might include Saga, Lucifer, and The Walking Dead. If you're really into comics, we can talk more specifically.

I like to let Netflix run in the background while I do things around the apartment. So I've seen or listened peripherally to a number of series.

I get really excited over great movies, especially sci-fi flicks. If you are passionate about the greatness of sci-fi movies, then let's compare our top 5's and get into a heated debate about the pros and cons of each.

Also, music. Yes. Fine. Here's my list:

Bad Religion, Faith No More, Aesop Rock, Hail Mary Mallon, The Bronx, Fugazi, Glassjaw, El P, The Clash, The Sword, Mastodon, Die Antwoord, old soul and funk
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Look. Yes, I highly value my phone because it makes things much, much easier. I like my life, it's a part of that life. But all I really need to survive is a hammer, a sharp blade, and a place to set up my tent.

But to play along... my bicycle, something to draw with/on, the respect of my peers, something nice to look at, something big to think about, and water at regular intervals.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space. The unique lives of objects. The potential of the human race. Whether or not Jon Snow is the son of Rhaegar and Ilyanna. The utility of utensils. The fleeting nature of my artform. Manifestations of religiosity in American culture

I also spend a lot of time thinking about what I'm going to have for lunch, if I still have any bananas left for breakfast, "where did I put my keys", "should I get Village Pizza this late", and "I hope that Ducky hasn't chewed up any of my shoes while I've been gone."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights are prep time for Saturday afternoons, but Saturday nights are for fun and enjoying the side of life that isn't trade-related. Hopefully, I have at least one taco and at least one drink.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Honestly, there isn't much that's totally off limits. And there isn't much that makes me blush. I will admit that I am probably leagues nerdier than I look. On the rarer side of sometimes, I have to cut myself off around certain company.
You should message me if
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You like people that are really into what they do and being who they are.

You like to have deep conversation about some really nerdy shit, like physics, art (both high and low), the complex relationships between fictional characters in books and movies, and the problems of the human condition.

You know and appreciate the difference between the use of the words "good" and "well."