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32 M Chicago, IL

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Writing these is always abyssmal. I always come off like a dick.

I like to stay positive. I like to stay busy, or at least mentally engaged. I try to be observant and considerate.

My hope is that people find me insightful, humorous, and compassionate. If not, I would take any of the following: devilishly charming, mannishly handsome, or just generally not shitty.
What I’m doing with my life
I work, or think about work, a lot. But I think that's okay, because I like what I do and I do it as well as I can. Plus, I'm an artist. So, my job is never really that hard.

I would be totally and completely happy to work right up until the moment that I die. Though, my hands will probably go weak and my eyes will go dim before that happens. Thinking about this too much makes me really sad.
I’m really good at
I'm a pretty damned good puzzle solver.

I'm an excellent water drinker. I'm good at being both prepared and adaptable.

I think I'm an excellent story teller, and I'm usually pretty good with a crowd.

Truthfully, there is a large number of things that I'm good at doing, an even larger number of things in which my ability is passable, and a respectable amount of things that I'm great at.

But that's probably true about most people. I'm not sure if any of my skills are actually appreciable to anyone else.
The first things people usually notice about me
A lot of young gents tell me I have a great moustache when they meet me. I think it's pretty great, too.

I just recently cut off a ton of hair, but before then I would get compliments on my flowing golden mane.

Last summer, a man told me that we had met each other on the Chicago bus, near Damen. I just went along with it, feeling some sort of pride about apparently blending into the Western neighborhoods.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Kurt Vonnegut, though I haven't read everything that he's ever written. I'm sorry. My favorite was Slapstick.

The series ASoIaF captivated me with its conspiracy theory inducing twists. If you want to get down and nerdy about it, feel free to send me a message. But beware, that rabbit hole is deep.

Lately, I've been re-reading "The Hobbit" (...and listening to it on tape while I work. Let's say 40/60.)

I like graphic novels. My favorite is Sandman.

I like to binge watch television shows like True Blood, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Parks and Rec, and The Walking Dead. I like to let Netflix run in the background while I do things around the apartment. So I've seen or listened peripherally to a number of series.

I get really excited over great movies, especially sci-fi flicks. If you are passionate about the greatness of sci-fi movies, then let's compare our top 5's and get into a heated debate about the pros and cons of each.

Also, music. Yes.
The six things I could never do without
If you were to observe my daily life and come to your own conclusions, it might look like this:
1. Facebook/Instagram
2. My phone
3. Pencils, highlighters, colored pencils, varieties of paper
4. Black t-shirts
5. Coffee
6. My bicycle and bicycle accessories

But I think I would probably give you these answers:

1. Good conversation
2. Interesting things to experience/view to have good conversation about
3. Coffee
4. My craft
5. Humor, especially well crafted puns
6. The brunch menu from the cafe down the street

Look. Yes, I highly value my phone because it makes things much, much easier. I like my life, it's a part of that life. But all I really need to survive is a hammer, a sharp blade, and a place to set up my tent.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space. The unique lives of objects. The potential of the human race. Whether or not Jon Snow is the son of Rhaegar and Ilyanna. The utility of utensils. The fleeting nature of my artform. Manifestations of religiosity in American culture
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights are prep time for Saturday afternoons, but Saturday nights are for fun and enjoying the side of life that isn't trade-related. Hopefully, I have at least one taco and at least one drink.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Honestly, there isn't much that's totally off limits. And there isn't much that makes me blush. I will admit that I am probably leagues nerdier than I look. On the rarer side of sometimes, I have to cut myself off around certain company.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like people that are really into what they do and being who they are.

You like to have deep conversation about some really nerdy shit, like physics, art (both high and low), the complex relationships between fictional characters in books and movies, and the problems of the human condition.

You know and appreciate the difference between the use of the words "good" and "well."