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31 Utrecht, Netherlands Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi, my name is Ken. I am American and just moved to the Netherlands for work. It rains a lot here and the people are tall. I now ride a bike everywhere. I really enjoyed King Willem's first troonrede. OK that was a lie, I do not understand Dutch. What a troonrede though.

I live in this city in Netherlands called Utrecht, but I suck at the pronunciation right now so I say it like you-tracked. If Google made a website for the NSA, that's where I currently live. YouTracked. Wow I'm making fun of America, I feel more European already.

Back in the US of A, I worked on a farm while shooting my guns and eating lots of trans fats. I had a pet bald eagle that would stay in my pickup truck while I prepared to invade countries for petrol.

I studied history at NYU and law at the University of Michigan. In a way, this degree is unique to anyone in the field. In another, more accurate way, this degree is the same as the other 40,000 JDs that graduated this year. My education has given me a strong, almost unhealthy hatred of the legal field. Therefore, I am currently not a lawyer. Instead, I run a media website on the internet. It is much more fun and has to deal with electronic sports, or "ESPORTS." Yes, it's said like that, in all caps, like it's shouted at you.

I'm really good at creating, and sometimes reveling in, awkward silliness. I'm very bad at dancing naturally and withholding humor in serious situations, so I apologize in advance.
What I’m doing with my life
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I was a full time poker player. I graduated from law school and passed the bar, but I'm not a lawyer. Instead, I am an entrepreneur and run an Internet business. I am mildly well known in the niche Internet market I work in. Think F-list Internet personality. I think that generates enough follow up questions so I'll just stop there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hand-eye coordination
Situational comedy
Thinking, and running, very quickly
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm a strong independent Chinese-American man who don't need no stereotyping.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My life, encapsulated in a few of each.

"World War Z" by Max Brooks
"A Storm of Swords" by George RR Martin
"Pride & Prejudice" by Jane Austen
"The Perks of Being a Wallflower" by Stephen Chbosky

"Armageddon" (1998)
"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" (2008)
"Pacific Rim" (2013)

New York (NBA)
Michigan (College)
Liquid (electronic!)

"The Wire" (HBO)
"Freaks and Geeks" (NBC)

"Holocene" by Bon Iver
"Young Blood" by The Naked and the Famous

Shack burger
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
stable internet
multitasking ability
my metabolism
proper sentence parallelism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Here is how I'd name the Fast and Furious movies if I was in charge of them.

The Fast and the Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
3 Fast 3 Furious
F4st and the Furious
Fast and the Furiou5
6 Fast Furious 6
Fas7 and the Furious
Fast 8 the Furious
Fast and the Furious 9
Fast and the Fur10us

And so on. Pay me, Universal Studios.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I break into Wendy's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chicken nugget recipe. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. You are this woman. You are Wendy. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell you to meet me in Amsterdam, but I go to China. I fully trust you yet. Besides, China is awesome. Thirty years later, our son is now the President of the United States. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell you to meet me in New York at Madison Square Park. I give you a brown paper bag. It has the nugget recipe in it. I haven't used it all these years. You are welcome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I write or and run a satire website about electronic games, and I would like nothing more than to do this every day until forever.
You should message me if
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You laughed when reading this profile.