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kduo8183

31 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello, my name is Ken and I would like to embark on the glorious journey that is OKCupid dating with you.

Here is some of my personal history. When I was 5 years old, I was hit by a car in the head. Ever since then, I could not move things with my mind. Sometimes, I will say something intelligent that impresses people. Then, I will say "I am not really smart, it is all a facade." But I will pronounce facade "fackade" -- it is a funny joke trust me.

I studied history at NYU and law at the University of Michigan. In a way, this degree is unique to anyone in the field. In another, more accurate way, this degree is the same as the other 40,000 JDs that graduated this year. My education has given me a strong, almost unhealthy hatred of the legal field. Therefore, I am currently not a lawyer. Instead, I run a media website on the internet.

Recently, I have just moved back to New York City from Europe. There, they had health care for $30 a month but a very lacking variety of restaurants on Seamless.

I'm really good at creating, and sometimes reveling in, awkward silliness.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was a full time poker player. I graduated from law school and passed the bar, but I'm not a lawyer. Instead, I run an web publication that writes comedy articles about video games. I think that generates enough follow up questions so I'll just stop there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hand-eye coordination
Situational comedy
Thinking, and running, very quickly
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a strong independent Chinese-American man who don't need no stereotypes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My life, encapsulated in a few of each.

Books:
"World War Z" by Max Brooks
"A Storm of Swords" by George RR Martin
"Pride & Prejudice" by Jane Austen
"The Perks of Being a Wallflower" by Stephen Chbosky

Movies:
"Armageddon" (1998)
"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" (2008)
"We Bought A Zoo" (2011) -- don't judge me

Sports:
New York (NBA)
Michigan (College)

Television:
"The Wire" (HBO)
"Freaks and Geeks" (NBC)

Music:
"Holocene" Bon Iver
"Young Blood" The Naked and the Famous

Sometimes, like everyone else, I unabashedly listen to Taylor Swift.

Food:
Shack burger
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
stable internet
multitasking ability
my metabolism
proper sentence parallelism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Here is how I'd name the Fast and Furious movies if I was in charge of them.

The Fast and the Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious
3 Fast 3 Furious
F4st Four
Fa5t Five
6 Fast Furious 6
Fas7 and 7he Furious
Fast 8 the Furious
Fast and the 9urious
Fast and the Fur10us

Pay me, Universal Studios.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I break into Wendy's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chicken nugget recipe. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. You are this woman. You are Wendy. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell you to meet me in Amsterdam, but I go to China. I don't trust you yet. Besides, China is awesome. Thirty years later, our son is now the President of the United States. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell you to meet me in New York at Madison Square Park. I give you a brown paper bag. It has the nugget recipe in it. I haven't used it all these years. You are welcome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would like to write and run a satirical publication about video games and I would like to do this every day until forever.
You should message me if
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You laughed when reading this profile.
You enjoy bantering.