I live in this city in Netherlands called Utrecht, but I suck at the pronunciation right now so I say it like you-tracked. If Google made a website for the NSA, that's where I currently live. YouTracked. Wow I'm making fun of America, I feel more European already.
Back in the US of A, I worked on a farm while shooting my guns and eating lots of trans fats. I had a pet bald eagle that would stay in my pickup truck while I prepared to invade countries for petrol.
I studied history at NYU and law at the University of Michigan. In a way, this degree is unique to anyone in the field. In another, more accurate way, this degree is the same as the other 40,000 JDs that graduated this year. My education has given me a strong, almost unhealthy hatred of the legal field. Therefore, I am currently not a lawyer. Instead, I run a media website on the internet. It is much more fun and has to deal with electronic sports, or "ESPORTS." Yes, it's said like that, in all caps, like it's shouted at you.
I'm really good at creating, and sometimes reveling in, awkward silliness. I'm very bad at dancing naturally and withholding humor in serious situations, so I apologize in advance.