Hi, my name is Ken. When I was five years old, I was hit by a car in the head. Ever since that day, I could not move things with my mind. Sometimes, I will say something intelligent that impresses people. Then, I will say "I am not really smart, it is all a facade." But I will pronounce facade "fackade". Trust me it's a funny joke, you kind of have to be there.

I studied history at NYU and law at the University of Michigan. In a way, this degree is unique to anyone in the field. In another, more accurate way, this degree is the same as the other 40,000 JDs that graduated this year. My education has given me a strong, almost unhealthy hatred of the legal field. Therefore, I am currently not a lawyer. Instead, I run a media company on the big bad Internet. It has something to do with video games. Scary, I know.

I'm really good at creating, and sometimes reveling in, awkward silliness. I'm very bad at dancing naturally and withholding humor in serious situations, so I apologize in advance.

"All, too, will bear in mind this sacred principle, that though many may try to date Ken Chen, that majority rule must be rightful and reasonable, and law must protect equal minority rights; to violate this would be oppression, almost as bad as not dating Ken Chen."
--Thomas Jefferson

I was a full time poker player. I graduated from law school and passed the bar, but I'm not a lawyer. Instead, I am an entrepreneur and run an Internet business. I think that generates enough follow up questions so I'll just stop there.

Hand-eye coordination
Situational comedy
Thinking, and running, very quickly

That I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no man.

My life, encapsulated in a few of each.

Books:
"World War Z" by Max Brooks
"A Storm of Swords" by George RR Martin
"Pride & Prejudice" by Jane Austen
"The Perks of Being a Wallflower" by Stephen Chbosky

Movies:
"Armageddon" (1998)
"About a Boy" (2002)
"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" (2008)

Sports:
New York (NBA)
Buffalo (NFL)
Michigan (College)

Television:
"The Wire" (HBO)
"Community" (NBC)
"Freaks and Geeks" (NBC)

Music:
"Holocene" by Bon Iver
"Young Blood" by The Naked and the Famous
"Halcyon" by Ellie Goulding

Food:
Shack burger
Clementine
White rice

stable internet
multitasking ability
my metabolism
proper sentence parallelism

I break into Wendy's at midnight. Do I go for the cash registers? No - I go for chicken nugget formula. It is priceless.

As I heat up some nuggets, a woman catches me. You are this woman. You tell me to stop, it's your restaurant. You are Wendy. I say no. We make love all night and eat as many dollar menu items as we want. In the morning the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell you to meet me in France, but I go to China. I don't trust you yet. Besides, China is awesome.

30 years later I get a postcard from you: I have a son, and he’s the President of the United States. This is where the date gets interesting. I tell you to meet me in New York, by Shake Shack in Madison Square Park. You go, but I am not there. You are heartbroken. But on the bench you see a bag, it says "to Wendy" and you find the nugget recipe. I never used it in all these years. You're welcome.

You laughed when reading this profile.

Also, before you message me, please go get a glass of water. Seriously, don't read any more until you get it. I'll wait.

OK you have the water now? Good. Drink some of it.

Why? Oh reason, I just thought you might be thirsty and now you are refreshed. Doctors agree it is very important to stay hydrated.

OK now message me please.