Here is some of my personal history. When I was 5 years old, I was hit by a car in the head. Ever since then, I could not move things with my mind. Sometimes, I will say something intelligent that impresses people. Then, I will say "I am not really smart, it is all a facade." But I will pronounce facade "fackade" -- it is a funny joke trust me.
I studied history at NYU and law at the University of Michigan. In a way, this degree is unique to anyone in the field. In another, more accurate way, this degree is the same as the other 40,000 JDs that graduated this year. My education has given me a strong, almost unhealthy hatred of the legal field. Therefore, I am currently not a lawyer. Instead, I run a media website on the internet.
I'm really good at creating, and sometimes reveling in, awkward silliness.