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notgonnabite

27 Uncasville, CT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am nonchalant and silly most of the time. I identify with Taoism, and subsequently Buddhism, because it allows me to overcome the pressures I feel in life, and I try to stay centered, aware, and present here and now.

"The universe isn't unhappy, it's simply in a state that is subject to constant change. Our suffering is only in that we try and create permanence in an ever-changing reality that has none."

However, you're here to figure some things out about me!

Life's too short to hide yourself from being known. Our flaws define us as much as our strengths don't.

Sooo:

Keith's Flaws:
-I am a human being - Just like everyone else
-I'm an INTJ - works at work, not so much outside of work. Rationality doesn't give too many warm fuzzies.
-I am ridiculously warm. You would not snuggle me in summertime.
-If you get irrationally upset about some things on a fairly regular basis we will not work.
-I need to help. I show love through service and if it's not appreciated or valued I will feel unsafe with further emotional investment.
-I do not enjoy arguing about senselessly about things. I understand there is a 'conflict mountain' for some subjects, but if the points are made and the arguments have merit, and the conversation is going nowhere, I will make this fact prevalent and then resign.
-I do not like getting crafty with things. This goes back to the INTJ bit... I'm a pretty functional person. I do appreciate visual beauty/quality though, I just do not appropriate time to develop the skill sets if I'm not doing them with someone else. If I don't like it, I want a buddy system. That makes it good.
-I am very uncomfortable with uncertainty until I have an appropriate sample size (re:probability of outcome)
-If something stresses me out I need to resolve it ASAP.
-I have high expectations of myself which cause me to push myself to do things I don't want to do, mainly because the reasons why I shouldn't aren't substantial enough. RE: higher education, picking up slack at work for others and covering up for them.
-I don't like collecting stuff. Most material things don't really hold much meaning or importance to me if they don't offer up some functionality or make my life easier in a way.
-I suck at decorating

Strengths:
-Logical and reasonable...
-Honest to a fault
-Exceptionally appreciative of anything that supplements or makes up for the flaws above. I love artsy types and a woman who can make a house into a home
-Adaptive and inventive
-Can write you a love song and play/sing it for you
-Recognizes patterns and can correct or pull them out and make them obvious so we can laugh at them.
-Has a cuddle quota that must be met.
-More than capable of being a dummy about something really simple just because it's funny.
-Really, really ridiculously silly. This might be a flaw.
-Will not end up an overweight 40 year old because I refuse to let it happen. I want arms like the guy from Thor, working on it...
-Has all the gear and the enthusiasm for extended hikes/camping trips/wilderness survival
-Will never be financially irresponsible
-Will cook, serve, and clean the dishes if he has someone to talk with.
-Can learn how to do most things
-Will remember all the dumb things you like (toothpaste brands, favorite cereals, preferences for detergents etc etc) because it's important.
-Can fix your computer
-Won't ever be your deadbeat ex boyfriend.

What I'm looking for: Someone who craves knowledge and understanding, takes good care of their self, has their life together or at least pointed towards a goal/dream, and is able to bust my chops on the regular with a smile on their face.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Working doing business analysis, systems design and developement, and writing code 50+ hours a week (if I can).
-Working out 3 days a week, bro-split push/pull/legs.
-Consuming way too much caffeine.
-Buying a house, I close in January.
-Waking up at 4:30am and typically getting tired by 9:30pm.

Mentally, on a day to day, I'm just being and working towards contentedness. When you love what you're doing while you do it, the end product just makes itself. This goes for work, life, and relationships.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing poetry, cooking, appreciating people, remembering dumb facts from the internet, repeating said dumb facts from the internet, process improvement, being a smart-ass in order to remind people that anything we have to do can be fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my vocabulary and choice of words, or that I look like Finch from American Pie. Or that I have no filter... well, almost no filter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Tao Te Ching, East of Eden, Predictably Irrational, Blink, Lieh-Tzu, Atlas Shrugged, Tao of Pooh, Lord of the Rings, I Robot/Foundation Series, Sword of Truth Series.

Movies - Any decent action/comedy/thinking movies

Shows - 30 Rock/Workaholics/Archer/Family Guy

Music - A great big pile of leaves/audiobooks (see what I did there?)/Iron and Wine/Owen/American Football/Kings of Convenience/Taking Back Sunday/Matt Pond PA/The Slip/Koufax/This Town Needs Guns/Toe/Modest Mouse/Brand New/Hum

Food - I love almost everything. Especially anything eastern or spicy. I love food that makes me sweat, Thai spice green beef curry? Yes. Probable death level heat? Awww yiss.

I won't eat anything that is gross if I know about it beforehand. Except haggis, cause for some reason it's delicious. But tripe? Nope. Tendons? So much nope. Rocky Mountain Oysters? Only if you eat one first. And then I'll just laugh at your misfortune/wonder how you didn't know what they were.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maslow's hierarchy of needs says I need only 5 things.

Boom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Poems from the Tao Te Ching.

How I managed to get locked into a super quiet part of the state because I love the people I work with/for and they love me back.

How to disconnect the physiological meaning of life from the psychological meaning of life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes in bed and sleeping by 9pm.

Sometimes drinking with buddies.

Sometimes hiding out in a bedroom singing over a guitar.

Looking at the moon and smiling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh boy I've lived a few lives already. We'll leave this up for storytime later.
You should message me if
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You've made it this far and you want to collect your prize.

Or you want to give me a prize. I like prizes.