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21 M Willow Grove, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 15
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly other
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Turkish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm Jacob. I'm a hippie-dippie, barefoot runnin, city thumpin bum. I'm about all of ten.

I am a heterogeneous human being. I am not consistent all throughout, but I am greater than the sum of my parts.

I want to marvel at the world and pursue my passions of song, poetry and history. Cleo is my muse.

I enjoy good conversation, loud music, thunderstorms, gentle rain, quiet dawns, driving slow, hats, good books, museums, old tattered things, peace, hyperbole, allusions, and cultural literacy. I like my coffee sweet, my tea bitter and my whiskey smooth.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a campground/outdoor school for disadvantaged children. I think I'll be a teacher.

Learning meself the ways of the banjo.

Planning my first WWOOF. Planning my return to higher education.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. I'm a writer in the sense that a man lost afloat in the ocean is a swimmer.

I'm also good at croonin' a low-down tune, biting my nails, rambling and baking chocolate chip cookies.

I know my way around the kitchen.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My long hair and my ginger beard.

My best friend says I laugh like a cartoon villain. She isn't wrong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Time Machine, Animal Farm, 1984, The Captains and The Kings, Abarat, A Tale of Two Cities, Cyrano de Bergerac, The Wheel of Time, Young Wizards.

I enjoy reading trashy children stories, fables, fantasy and snoody classics.

Movies: Casablanca, Goodnight & Goodluck, The Red Violin, Perfume: Story of a Killer, The Secret of NIMH, Dr. Strangelove, The Dark Crystal, Six String Samurai, Amelie, The Labyrinth, Moonrise Kingdom. Every muppet movie in existence. BFG.

I enjoy really strange, quirky, culty movies as much as cinema classics. I don't really dig car movies.

Music: The Beatles, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Highwaymen, Pete Seeger, Al Jolson, Caravan Palace.

I listen to everything. I'm unabashedly in love with the music of the 20's and 30's though. I spent half of my day singing folk music. If you don't like Ray Charles, get the hell out right now.

Telly: Animaniacs, The Storyteller, Dirty Jobs. Bizarre Foods. Black Adder and Monty Python's flying circus. I enjoy Criminal Minds and Avatar. Sesame Street is a big deal, as is the Muppets.

Food: Chicken Pot Pie, orange glaze cake, carrots and matcha.

Shows: Avenue Q, Rocky Horror, King Lear, Godspell, Jesus Christ Superstar, Little Shop of Horrors, Shoggoth.

I dig musicals. Life needs spontaneous song and dance numbers. Also more representations of Jesus with a superman shirt and a blonde afro.

Poets: Keats, Hughes, and Kipling.

These three are what I consider quintessentially romantic, American, and masculine respectively.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My senses, a song in my chest, a girl caught in my eye, my barefeet in the grass, my musing mind and my honest heart.

Although it's seven, I must have a hat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social obligations, nuances and all that nonsense. I think a lot of it is really amusing.

The measure of a man. Is David Bowie truly a perfect standard?

Politics. Human fallibility and its conditions. How to start a revolution. Brotherhood of mankind.

What it'd be like to talk to interesting dead people and how they'd present themselves - zombies, non-corporal - scary or mundane - or maybe like a vampire. Guys like Lenin, Lennon. Carlin, Satchmo, Tolstoy, Einstein, Aasimov.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing, reading, becoming inebriated with my friends.

Maybe playing video games. I really like D&D and LoL and MtG.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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None of this is private, it's just bits and bobs that didn't fit.

I'm a pacifist and a communist.

I have Kermit the Frog tattooed onto my leg. Jim Henson is one of my heroes.

I'm a white guy who can play the saxophone.

I keep my promises, but it's hard to make me give them.

I'm very easy-going and low maintenance.

I had an immensely spiritual event happen through meditation. Ask me about it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you're down to earth. I'm just a guy going about this waking dream, looking for friends along the way.