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22 Willow Grove, PA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly vegetarian
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm Jacob. I'm a hippie-dippie, barefoot runnin, city thumpin bum. I'm about all of ten.

Right now I'm just looking for someone to drink, cuddle and have a modicum of emotional integrity with.

I want to marvel at the world and pursue my passions of song, poetry and history. Cleo is my muse.

I enjoy good conversation, loud music, thunderstorms, gentle rain, quiet dawns, driving slow, hats, good books, museums, old tattered things, peace, hyperbole, allusions, and cultural literacy. I like coffee sweet, tea bitter and whiskey smooth.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a campground/outdoor school for disadvantaged children. I think I'll be a teacher. During the cold months, I make ice.

Teaching meself the ways of the banjo.

Back at school, learnin' things.
I’m really good at
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I'm good at croonin' a low-down tune, biting my nails, rambling and baking chocolate chip cookies. I can challenge the historicity of what you've been taught and will if you ask.

I know my way around the kitchen.

I'm an empathic person and good at conversin.

I'm something of a poet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My long hair and my ginger beard.

My best friend says I laugh like a cartoon villain. She isn't wrong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Time Machine, Animal Farm, 1984, The Captains and The Kings, Abarat, A Tale of Two Cities, Cyrano de Bergerac, The Wheel of Time, Young Wizards.

Poets: Keats, Hughes, and Kipling.

These three are what I consider quintessentially romantic, American, and masculine respectively.

Movies: Casablanca, Goodnight & Goodluck, The Red Violin, Perfume: Story of a Killer, The Secret of NIMH, Dr. Strangelove, The Dark Crystal, Six String Samurai, The Labyrinth, Moonrise Kingdom. Every muppet movie in existence. BFG. And of course, the Neverending Story.

I enjoy really strange, quirky, culty movies as much as cinema classics. I don't really dig car movies.

Music: The Beatles, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Highwaymen, Pete Seeger, Al Jolson, Caravan Palace. If you don't like Queen we can't be friends.

I listen to everything. I'm unabashedly in love with the music of the 20's and 30's though. I spend half of my day singing folk music. If you don't like Ray Charles, get the hell out right now.

Telly: Animaniacs, The Storyteller, Dirty Jobs. Bizarre Foods. Black Adder and Monty Python's flying circus. I enjoy Criminal Minds and Avatar. The Muppets are a big deal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My senses, a song in my chest, a girl caught in my eye, my barefeet in the grass, my musing mind and my honest heart.

For seven, I must have a hat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I should call it quits and open a Bar n' Bakery.

The measure of a man. Is David Bowie truly a perfect standard?

Politics. Human fallibility and its conditions. How to start a revolution. Brotherhood of mankind.

What it'd be like to talk to interesting dead people and how they'd present themselves - zombies, non-corporal - scary or mundane - or maybe like a vampire. Guys like Lenin, Lennon. Carlin, Satchmo, Tolstoy, Einstein, Aasimov.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing, reading, becoming inebriated with my friends.

Maybe playing games. I dig tabletop and video games. I really like D&D and LoL and MtG.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to think Gene Wilder died tragically young, struck down and stolen from the world and the silver screen until I saw an interview with him on Reddit. I don't even understand.
You should message me if
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you're not a nihilist. I'm just a guy going about this waking dream, looking for friends along the way.