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22 Willow Grove, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm Jacob. I'm a hippie-dippie, barefoot runnin, city thumpin bum. I'm about all of ten.

I want to marvel at the world and pursue my passions of song, poetry and history. Cleo is my muse.

I like good conversation, loud music, thunderstorms, gentle rain, quiet dawns, driving slow, hats, good books, museums, old tattered things, peace, hyperbole, allusions, and cultural literacy. I like coffee sweet, tea bitter and whiskey smooth.

My heroes are Pete Seeger and Sean "Day9" Plott. Figure that one out.

Bert from Mary Poppins is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a campground/outdoor school for disadvantaged children. I'm endeavoring to join the noble ranks of the perpetually broke and earn a degree in history. I'll take that and teach.

During the cold months, I make ice.

I'm teaching myself the ways of the banjo.
I’m really good at
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I'm good at croonin' a low-down tune, biting my nails, rambling and baking chocolate chip cookies. I can challenge the historicity of what you've been taught and will if you ask.

I know my way around the kitchen.

Talkin' and listenin'.

I'm something of a poet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My long hair and my bright eyes.

My best friend says I laugh like a cartoon villain. She isn't wrong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Time Machine, Animal Farm, 1984, The Captains and The Kings, Abarat, A Tale of Two Cities, Cyrano de Bergerac, The Wheel of Time, Young Wizards.

Poets: Keats, Hughes, and Kipling.

These three are what I consider quintessentially romantic, American, and masculine respectively.

Movies: Casablanca, Goodnight & Goodluck, The Red Violin, Perfume: Story of a Killer, The Secret of NIMH, Dr. Strangelove, The Dark Crystal, Six String Samurai, The Labyrinth, Moonrise Kingdom. Every muppet movie in existence. BFG. And of course, the Neverending Story.

I enjoy really strange, quirky, culty movies as much as cinema classics. I don't really dig car movies.

Music: The Beatles, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Highwaymen, Pete Seeger, Al Jolson, Caravan Palace. If you don't like Queen we can't be friends.

I listen to everything. I'm unabashedly in love with the music of the 20's and 30's though. I spend half of my day singing folk music. If you don't like Ray Charles, get the hell out right now.

Telly: Animaniacs, The Storyteller, Dirty Jobs. Bizarre Foods. Black Adder and Monty Python's flying circus. I enjoy Criminal Minds and Avatar. The Muppets are a big deal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My senses, a song in my chest, a girl caught in my eye, my barefeet in the grass, my musing mind and my honest heart.

For seven, I must have a hat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I should call it quits and open a Bar n' Bakery.

The measure of a man. Is David Bowie truly a perfect standard?

What it'd be like to talk to interesting dead people and how they'd present themselves - zombies, non-corporal - scary or mundane - or maybe like a vampire. Guys like Lenin, Lennon. Carlin, Satchmo, Tolstoy, Einstein, Aasimov.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing, reading, becoming inebriated with my friends.

Maybe playing games. I really dig board games. Major points if you do too. Video games are cool. I really like D&D and LoL and MtG.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to think Gene Wilder died tragically young, struck down and stolen from the world and the silver screen until I saw an interview with him on Reddit. I don't even understand.

I'm a dirty pinko Commie bastard.
You should message me if
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you're not a nihilist. I'm just a guy going about this waking dream, looking for friends along the way.