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27 M Nashville, TN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:57am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like intelligence. And wittiness. And sarcasm. I actually like sarcasm so much there needs to be a font for it. I created a word for people like me, sarcasmites. Are you one as well? It's almost my favorite word. My real favorite word I think is abstruse.

I'm a geek, a gamer, and a handyman so you should have a pretty good idea of where most of my free time goes. I'm part of the PC Master Race. Yes, I will fix your laptop. Yes, I will change your oil. No, I will not let you pluck my eyebrows.

I laugh loud and often, and I am genuinely impressed when someone laughs louder. I often times get stares from people when I laugh. Laughter is the one true universal language, and something that is not shared often enough. The purest connection I've ever felt with someone is when I've been able to laugh hard enough I couldn't breathe with them. Do yourself a favor and have a laugh on me. It's worth it.

I'm glad I'm tall because I get edgy when I'm around people taller than me. Logical? Not really. Reality? Absolutely!

I'm never grumpy, rarely late, and always ready to laugh. I love to learn as well. If you can teach me something, I will remember you for the rest of my life.

I often argue with my own brain and fuss at it for it's lack of short term memory and the ease at which it gets derailed. If I ever do develop voices in my head, they're gonna be in for a ride.

Also apparently I'm an ISTJ. Whatever that's supposed to mean.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, gaming, and being generally awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing (spectacularly).
Being graceful in bad situations.
Being awkward in groups.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I don't look my age. I was recently told I looked 16. Not sure if that's good or bad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm not real sure you can tell a lot about someone's personality by their taste in art / food. A big list is just really not that interesting.

What's the best case scenario? You see a band in my list of music that I like that you also know a few songs to but don't really know all that well but you know you don't hate it so at least I listen to music you don't hate. Woo, fistbump? I like music that can resonate with me, whether it's the lyrics that reach out to me or just the beat, it doesn't matter. If it's got it, I'll listen to rock, screamo, techno, hip hop, or a cappella folk music, or whatever it is that can move me.

With movies, it's really just whatever entertains me. Whether it's the cheap, junk action movie with lots of explosions or something with a deeper meaning, as long as I think I'll find enjoyment in it, I'll watch it.

I eat what tastes good. Which means everything, aside from the things I don't like. The thing's I don't like inhabit a very small list that I am actively trying to shrink.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sweet Baby Ray's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much nicer of a place it would be if there were trees everywhere.

Buying a house. A brick house, with a yard and a porch swing under the back overhang to watch it rain.

I also think about random physics questions that I am neither educated enough or qualified to answer. For example - what happens if an object is stationary, but whatever is containing that object is spinning at the speed of light. Does time affect everything the same way?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably sitting at home or at a friends house getting my geek on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once ate a dog biscuit to see what it tasted like. The taste was fine, but it ends up all sandy and gross after a few bites.
You should message me if
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You don't believe in the 20th century tradition of it always being the guy's job to make the first move.

You have something you think you could teach me, or you can make me laugh.

You're not interested in having children. Ever.