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27 Hermitage, TN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like intelligence. And wittiness. And sarcasm. I actually like sarcasm so much there needs to be a font for it.

I'm a geek, a gamer, and a handyman so you should have a pretty good idea of where most of my free time goes. I mainly game on and build my own PCs. Yes, I will fix your computer. Yes, I will change your oil. No, I will not let you pluck my eyebrows.

I have a favorite word, it's histrionic. It means being deliberately affected or over dramatic. If it's wrong to have a favorite word that's old, I don't wanna be right.

I laugh loud and often, and I am genuinely impressed when someone laughs louder. I often times get stares from people when I laugh. I've even had my name used as a verb when describing the act of laughing too loud. Laughter is the one true universal language, and something that is not shared often enough. The purest connection I've ever felt with someone is when I've been able to laugh hard enough I couldn't breathe with them. Do yourself a favor and have a laugh on me. It's worth it.

I'm never grumpy, rarely late, and always ready to laugh. I love to learn as well. If you can teach me something, I will remember you for the rest of my life.

I believe in magic sky fairies almost as much as I believe in bigfoot. Except there are pictures of bigfoot.

Also apparently I'm an ISTJ. Whatever that's supposed to mean.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, gaming, and home improvement (without power tool accidents).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trying out new things (especially food!)
Being graceful in bad situations.
Being awkward in groups.
Quoting the internet and/or The Room.
Oh hai Mark.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall. Which is great! Especially if you need things off the top shelf.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I thoroughly enjoy reading, with the two top contenders definitely being Sci-Fi and Fantasy. I'm not much of a non-fiction reader... after all in real life we don't have hyperspace travel. Yet.

I will watch almost anything, although I have a general preference to not watch horror movies or movies that win at small film festivals that are super deep. My favorite movie is either Braveheart or Empire Strikes Back.

With music no country, no gangster rap, and I'll give everything else a try.

I eat what tastes good. Which means everything, aside from the things I don't like. The thing's I don't like inhabit a very small list that I am actively trying to shrink.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air Conditioning
Sweet Baby Ray's
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much nicer of a place it would be if there were trees everywhere.

What needs to be done next to make my house awesome.

I also think about random physics questions that I am neither educated enough or qualified to answer. For example - what happens if an object is stationary, but whatever is containing that object is spinning at the speed of light. Does time affect everything the same way?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's a very good chance I'm catching a midnight movie at the Belcourt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am super warm bodied. You won't need a blanket with me around.
You should message me if
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You like terrible jokes, video games, making fun of old movies, and ribs.

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