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keelin_over

19 / F / bisexual / Single

Saint Louis, Missouri

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
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Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Sign_Language (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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I am spunky, dark, and a drunkard.

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My Self-Summary

I'll get to this shortly, I promise. Wait for me, internet ladies and gentlemen. Wait for me. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What I’m doing with my life

Ostensibly I'm going to school, for business, but I may alter that plan to one where I dazzle people with my hotness, then steal their wallets.

I say "ostensibly" because more often I'm a fake-goth mess that drinks any acquired knowledge away, then plows forward like a trainwreck coin toss where you have a 50-50 chance of being either a.) made out with or b.) punched on or around your most important genital regions.

Also, I crochet.

I’m really good at

I am NOT good at karaoke – I'm loud, and I tend to make up vulgar parodies as I go – but I have pretty good boobs, so I am given an absurd amount of leniency.

I AM good at abusing the slightest modicum of power I am given (See above).

What else:
- Succeeding without trying
- Speaking my mind ("pissing people off")
- Inventing cocktails
- Eye makeup

The first things people usually notice about me

My shoulders. I have a thing about my shoulders where I don't like them covered, so I try to avoid it at all costs. Of course, that usually leads to my rack half hanging out, but no one seems to complain about that either.

The six things I could never do without

1-4. Alcohol
5. Eye Makeup (yeah, I'm a little vain, shut it)
6. MacBook (my little robot sidekick)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

SAT words (I spent all that time learning them, and now they just clang around in my head). Drinking games (I can make one for anything). Parentheses (I overuse them).

On a typical Friday night I am

On the fast track to oblivion. See you out there!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I am a reasonably talented ballet dancer, which SO does not fit with my carefully cultivated image.

You should message me if

You can keep the hell up. I don't have attention problems, but I do have patience issues, and if all you've got to say is, "Hey, what's up?", I am probably just going to ignore you.

Also, you don't need to tell me I'm hot. I already have pretty good self-esteem. Let it remain unspoken.

Just be awesome, OK? BE AWESOME. And I will try to do the same.

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