Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I couldn't write anything here that would even begin to justify the
ultimate reality of things.
But you should firstly know that I have an account on here because
I got drunk..
From Venice beach, CA live in Austin, TX, now Chicago
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing notes, drawing noses, slicing meat, walking, eating,
drinking, smoking, being. All evolving
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not responding to the absurd messages people send me ..And I can do
a perfect impression of a voicemail box/ Siri/ GPS/ + most sounds
human or not.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well only they know, but the first things to be announced are
"your hair is green"
"what do your tattoos say?"
"you're really tall!¡"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dog food, cat food, horse food, fish food, rat food, bat food, KATE
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I will go, where I have been. What I will do, what I have
done. But mostly clouds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ba da bing, ba da boom... somewhere I had not yet been before ¿
You should message me if
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You have expendable energy, knowledge to share. You don't believe
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