I'd like to throw out there that I do not actually consider myself bisexual. I like women who like women, transboys (FTMs) who like girls, genderqueer/genderfucks like my sometimes-self, and just queerness in general. Sorry straight men, but I just don't feel it.
Some simple things that might interest you:
It upsets me that I can't put "love" as my religion.
I consider myself a hyperpolyglot. Ask me about it if you don't know what that means!
I am in a wheelchair. (If you leave my profile now, you are likely contributing to ableism, and I don't actually want to speak to you anyway.) My mind isn't handicapped, nor is my vagina. Just sayin'.
My Myers Briggs personality type is ISFJ.
Lots of tattoos.
I like to own beta fish, and each one that I've had has been named after a Shakespeare character.
I have a puppy. He's a mini dachshund. His name is Bean, and he was the runt of the litter. He's my Prince Charming.
It's not likely that you can throw a line from a poem my way that I haven't already heard. Feel free to challenge me.
Sarcasm? That's practically my middle name.
I happen to think that snow is the most beautiful phenomenon.
If I see a person in military uniform, I cannot pass by without thanking them for their service.
I'm captivated by dance, and in another life I would likely have been a dancer.
I'm a lover.
I'm a fighter.
I'm the epitome of resilience.
Some other random things I like: Rumi, gender fluidity, hair dye, fireflies, giraffes, arts and crafts, writing little notes for friends, Derrick Brown, tea sets, laughing until I cry, curiosity, 420 friendly people, mangoes, Rilke, crime shows, pugs, disappearing off the radar, Obama, trains, Anis Mojgani, driving over bridges, colorful frogs, people who aren't afraid to ask questions, battling all the -isms, small coffee shops, Neruda, oreos, Shane Koyszan, bucket lists, identifying what language someone is speaking, white noise, Andrea Gibson, painting, ampersands
Things I don't like: Seafood, spiders, having my blinds closed, nuts (in every sense), -isms, air-filled tires, statistics classes, life-like mannequins, guinea pigs, diet sodas, people who doubt my independence.