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keepyrteeth

28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Greetings and salutations!

About time I take some matches & gasoline to what I once said on my old profiles & start anew.

I believe there are but two ways of doing things:

from the heart or not at all.

It's a philosophy that I challenge myself to live by. I live for self-expression and the ability to feel connected, be it through singing along to my favorite bands in an unfamiliar city hundreds of miles away or baring my soul through the written word or in the form of deep, emotionally satisfying conversation with someone where we discuss all that makes us tick.

All of the above, or just give me the microphone and an awesome song for karaoke night and get out of the way...that or some randomness that I find to embark on, if only for the (hopefully) ridiculous story to share at the end.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Social services. I help people applying for public assistance, etc. Some good days, some not-so-good ones, but never a dull moment. Definitely a great feeling to know you came through for someone when they really needed the help, and that you made a positive difference in their lives.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
gallows' humor
empathy
stagedives (often graceless, but always hilarious/fun)
one-liners
crowdsurfing (either whilst stylishly dressed or my personal favorite, spidercrawling on the ceiling if it's low enough!)
introspection
karaoke (see above!)
exploding fist bumps (I do them with a flair like no other...that much I can assure you!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Italkprettyfast

I've also been told I have a pretty deep voice. Anything besides that...you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll try and be as brief as possible. Not sure how many people actually read this part (I know I do though!). Besides, shared interests make for good conversation in a message, and even better conversation in person! Especially about music.

Books: Bad Behavior, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, and Tideland (book was better than the movie, I thought).

Currently reading: Love is a Mixtape

Movies: Here's an incomplete list of my favorite movies ever. Always under construction, always changing.

American Beauty
Major League
The Mighty Ducks
Short Circuit
Happy Gilmore
Commando
Welcome to the Dollhouse

I'm generally a fan of underdog-themed sports movies, crappy/intentionally over-the-top action movies, comedies and the occasional indie flick.

TV: Intervention(RIP), Beyond Scared Straight. Been wanting to watch TLC, especially My Strange Addiction. Bob's Burgers & Adventure Time are some recent favorites, too.

Music: Wow, where I start? My tastes generally fall under the umbrella of punk rock/its offshoot genres, but there's much more to what I love musically than that. Basically, I love anything that I can connect to...either musically, lyrically, or moodwise. That said, here's a short list of my current/all-time favorites:

Planes Mistaken For Stars
Off With Their Heads
Touche Amore
Pianos Become the Teeth
Iron Chic

Recently heard Massive Attack at a bar in Bushwick, downloaded "Mezzanine" on a whim, and it's damn good.

But anything else about music, let's discuss!

Food: Comfort food, Bacon, Mexican food, Pasta. I am open to most things. Also in the midst of a wild infatuation with specialty mac and cheese, especially with bacon or barbeque chicken.

And pizza. All the pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music (I don't have enough words to describe how awesome I feel listening to good music/good bands/going to shows and singing along to bands whose lyrics have taken on special meanings for me at various points of my life)

Emotional connection (few things beat sharing in a great moment with someone--a friend or otherwise who can appreciate it in a similar way)

Hugs (self-explanatory. But hey, hugs are always excellent! I prefer them to handshakes. 1-armed huggers needn't apply though.)

Good food (Mouthgasms. Just mouthgasms.)

Side-splitting laughter (Come on, the best type of laugh ever's the one where you fall out of your chair and writhe on a friend's floor clutching your sides after seeing the funniest damn thing ever!)

self-deprecation (because, why so serious?)

And a huge honorable mention to pen and paper. It never judges and it's always there for you when you need it. Writing is an extremely cathartic experience for me. I also tend to be a very expressive person, so I love those mediums that allow me to feel without fear of reproach or judgment (see also: karaoke and singing along at shows).

Also another honorable mention to the articles on Gawker. That site is like a real-life version of Sick Sad World, haha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fickle creature that is online dating.

Writer's block.

Cures for procrastination.

Things to do for shits and giggles.

Oh, and this too:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mackenziekruvant/things-twentysomethings-say-they-like-on-dating-websites
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
After spending a random Friday night (naturally!) revisiting this question, I'm not sure.

Could be any, all, or none of these things: up front and entangled in singalongs at a show with my best friends, going straight home settle into some alone time after a long work week, hanging with friends and humoring ourselves with each other's company, breaking away to take long walks to nowhere in particular while listening to music, finding new places to eat and/or new watering holes, or stumbling into a random karaoke night and diving headlong whatever fuckery would ensue as a result of my participation.

And really, all of the above is as likely to happen on a Friday as it would be any other day of the week. Just sayin'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've probably taken this site too seriously in the past. Sometimes it's too easy to forget while wading through the sea of profiles fishing for common interests/insightful thoughts to leave messages about that the process of meeting new people and learning about each other is supposed to be fun...no matter what the end result may be.

Because really, some British lad with an acoustic guitar said it best:

"If you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight. We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to Hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell."

Also, I'm probably (most certainly) too verbose for my own good and I like to use the word "dawdle" in conversation.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The notes are all wrong but you still sing along!

If you kinda sorta got it all figured out. Or not.

If you liked what you read enough to think we'd connect somehow & you'd prefer to meet up in person sooner rather than later, instead of trading a litany of messages back and forth on here.