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My self-summary
Pretty sure Huck Finn and I could've been brothers due to our mutual attraction to mischief. I'm a consultant for a software engineering firm in West Knoxville. My Bernese Mountain Dog is my fur child, and if you want to get to know me, he comes with the package. I like to think my life is pretty fulfilled momentarily, but I love excitement and spontaneity and I will happily embrace it when it approaches me. Oh yeah, I love to play music, so if you have an instrument, you get extra points in my book.

So please don't be afraid to talk to me

P.S. If you got this far, and recognized the typo, we will got along swimmingly.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to rule the world... No seriously it's a work in progress.
I’m really good at
Just being me. That's the only thing I've really been good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically my eyes but I'd like to be under the conception that it is either my weird sense of humor or sharp observational skills. But that is just being delusional.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Insert mundane small-talk topics here... Sweet beard of Zeus why the hell do they ask this stuff?
The six things I could never do without
-Moral Sanity
-A sense to succeed
-My books
-Good bourbon
-My dog Gage
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do for a Klondike bar... Seriously those things are delicious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading a book, or the always rare occasion of me going out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am William Faulkner reincarnated.
You should message me if
You're adventurous. Please don't be boring or one dimensional. Also, fitness is a huge outlet in my life so I would prefer to have someone that's equally active and is in shape. I want a companion, not a trophy, so you have to be on par with me physically, intellectually, and emotionally.