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keithberry

40 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Just your average talkative, curious, adventurous type, but I also appreciate the value of relaxing. I've always believed in equilbrium, and finding balance in life. There's a Buddhist concept that I really agree with, where your age and experiences are important but not defining. You still have various aspects to your personality..... your child self, your elderly wise self, your innocent self, your warrior self. You can be 18 and appreciate some profound wisdom; you can be 70 and still laugh at Woody Woodpecker. That's how I look at things, I guess. I know this makes no sense, but I had to fill the space in.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, I work at a printing company doing both old-school offset and digital printing.

I also write fiction and poetry, get published occasionally in small lit journals. And I wrote a screenplay that was purchased and (hopefully) one day be made.....it's sort of a dour black comedy about various blind dates occuring during the course of a apocalypse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories.

I'm a very attentive listener.

I like conjuring and interjecting good moods. It's corny, but I like seeing people happy.

I've written 2 really bad novels, so now I'm focusing on the novella form, which, of course, is a almost totally unsaleable format.

I can dislocate my thumbs.

I can be pretty funny sometimes (other times I try and fail miserably though).
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes (bluish-greenish) get lots of attention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have always been a avid reader, everything from classic lit to modern poetry to history. I especially dig autobiographical fiction.

Some of my movie faves are BLADE RUNNER, BEFORE SUNRISE, LAST PICTURE SHOW, the original STAR WARS films, DAWN OF THE DEAD, APOCALYPSE NOW, cheesy Spaghetti Westerns, lame 80's teen comedies, weirdo art films from Alexjandro Jodorowsky and Werner Herzog......

As for music.....I "came of age" in the 1990's, so to speak, graduating from HS in 1992. The music of that decade will always resonate with me; the FM soundtrack to many young adventures and heartbreaks.

Some other random faves.....Daft Punk, The Cure, Bob Dylan, The Deftones, Bauhaus, Echo And The Bunnymen, The Rolling Stones, Amos Lee, Ann DiFranco, M83, PJ Harvey, Motown, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, Black Flag, St Vincient, Cat Power.....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, books, art, movies, and coffee.

And my e-cigarette! I just quit smoking after 25 years of pack-a-day Salems. I now have a Joyetech e-cigarette and love it. So both smokers and non-smokers are cool with me.....I'm just a inclusive guy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either relaxing at home and writing, or watching old movies, or going out with friends for a nice dinner and a few drinks afterwards, or checking out live music, or just having a conversation with someone interesting. I'm easy to please, and don't need to run around manically to have a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll tell you when we get acquainted.
You should message me if
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If you think we have something to talk about? Or think I'm cute?