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keither111

40 M Bloomsburg, PA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm into monkey shine, chicanery, charcuterie, skullduggerry, tomfoolery, whiskey, nonsense and all manner of mischief but always safely and in moderation. I play shows sometimes.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a stone carver and a bartender both of which I enjoy thoroughly for completely different reasons. In stone carving, I remove stone to reveal what's underneath. Inque tuo sedisti Sisyphe, saxo. In bartending, I add booze to reveal what's underneath. In vino veritas!
I also dabble in horticulture, mostly orchids and bonsai.
I guess I'm just your typical, aging punk rocker flirting with hippiedom. I may have to kick my own ass if it continues.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love to cook and I'm really good at it! I've been told I'm good at listening without interjecting and giving good advice based, objectively on what I've heard. I'm also adept at coaxing square pegs into round holes. I firmly believe that I am capable of pretty much anything provided I'm not aware that it is impossible.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Nothing lasts, nothing is finished and nothing is perfect.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: David Sedaris, Tom Robbins, Augusten Burroughs...and dry, boring (to most) history books. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance,
Movies: documentaries, horror, sci-fi...
Music: The Ramones, The Smiths, The Cure. Pretty much anything that begins with 'the', Jonathan Richman, the Queers, JOHNNY CASH, the Chi-lites, Mr. T Experience, all the Hanks sans Jr., Marvin Gaye, Screeching Weasel, Lefty Frizzel, the Temptations, Social Distortion, Kate Bush, Sloppy Seconds, ELVIS!!! Dead Milk men, Buzzcocks, you name it.
Tv: I've been off tv for quite a while now but still enjoy Mr. Show, Arrested development, futurama-anything clever that makes me laugh.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Possessions are fleeting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bilateral symmetry; why I have two of everything except the stuff right in the middle and the subtle difference between altruism and duty.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exercising my demons. If I don't, they get doughy and lethargic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a superfluous third nipple that I sometimes lie about. (see above section "I spend a lot of time thinking about")
Also, I have a quadriplegic twin brother named Manequin Skywalker.
You should message me if
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You want to help me build an Earthship or you just want to have a drink and talk.