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keithmorris

41 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a 6-foot-4-inch New York-borning Austin-moving bicyle-riding sketch-making snobby-beer-drinking music-watching cool-kid-having okra-and-olive-in-my-bloody-mary-having pasta-making fish-grilling 360-degree-slam-dunking (lie) all-around-swell-guy.

I like to draw, paint and roll through town on two body powered wheels whenever possible. Like the fresh open air of greenish places and the stale beer smelling air of cramped places where I hear loud and compelling sound. Recently been digging up my yard and inserting hard to kill organisms (except the great Texas pumpkin experiment), with a decent amount of success for the novice I am. Looking for someone to share in these endeavors or introduce me to some of their own.

On the professional angle, I'm a Creative Director at a social media shop. I love to make things that leave an impression and help teach the children.

I'm 3 years in Austin-wise, pretty much all New York before that. I have 3 boys who live with me half the time, who are the shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lou Reed - Waiting for the Man

Working for the man, raising a gang. Trying to capture the world with pen and paper. Keepin' on keepin' on.

more @ https://twitter.com/amirocks
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Das Racist Fake Patois
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm pretty tall. Unless I'm sitting down. In which case that I am bald - but in a sexy Jason Statham, Sean Connery, Billy Zane kinda way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Love a good Joe Frank monologue.

book: Fortress of Solitude - Jonathan Lethem,

movies: Goodfellas, 2001, The Good The Bad The Ugly, Spinal Tap + Others + AM ALWAYS DELIGHTED TO COME HOME AND CATCH THE LAST 25 MINUTES OF MY COUSIN VINNY.

music: Bad Brains, Tribe Called Quest, Aesop Rock, The Sword, Black Sabbath, Sleigh Bells, MF DOOM, Lou Reed, lotsa other stuff.

shows: Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Real Time with Bill Maher, PBS Newshour, Adventure Time, Metalocalypse - and yes, I will watch Girls with you and like it. food: Enjoy a good sushi combo platter with some Shu-Mai, am a fan of a good Shwarma lafa - no Hummus skimpin', love me a good taco, peep the lunch special at Papalote.

BTW - Ralph Steadman is my favorite illustrator and a big inspiration to me - if you don't know him, check him (you've probably drank a bottle of wine with his illustration on the label). Other favorite artists include Egon Schiele, Goya, William Kentridge, James Ensor, Willem De Kooning.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"...my job is to make drawings, not to make sense." -William Kentridge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything - sometimes that's my problem
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting stupid, shooting an arrow like cupid, using a word that don't mean nothing - like loopid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
when I was seven I spent hours dancing to the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack - daily
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a self aware, fun, inspired individual who at least somewhat understands what they want out of life and wants to give a sweet, fun, creative guy a try.

And if you are not a female Juggalo.