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41 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 27
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Has kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Once, at a sushi restaurant, I caught a fly with a pair of chopsticks. True story. Bask in my Miyagi-ness.

I like to draw, paint and roll through town on two body powered wheels whenever possible. Like the fresh open air of greenish places and the stale beer smelling air of cramped places where I hear loud and compelling sound. Recently been digging up my yard and inserting hard to kill organisms (except the great Texas pumpkin experiment), with a decent amount of success for the novice I am. Looking for someone to share in these endeavors or introduce me to some of their own.

On the professional tip, I'm a Creative Director at a social media shop. I love to make things that leave an impression and help teach the children.

I'm 3 years in Austin-wise, pretty much all New York before that. I have 3 boys who live with me half the time, who are the shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lou Reed - Waiting for the Man

Working for the man, raising a gang. Trying to capture the world with pen and paper. Keepin' on keepin' on.

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The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 6'4 and full of thunder - but I'm gonna say no to that Vegi-mite sandwich.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Love a good Joe Frank monologue.

book: Fortress of Solitude - Jonathan Lethem,

movies: Raising Arizona, Goodfellas, 2001, Spirited Away, The Good The Bad The Ugly, Dr. Strangelove, Spinal Tap + Others + AM ALWAYS DELIGHTED TO COME HOME AND CATCH THE LAST 25 MINUTES OF MY COUSIN VINNY.

Alright then.

music: I'll see almost anything live as long as there are no seats. Some favs: Bad Brains, Tribe Called Quest, Aesop Rock, The Sword, Black Sabbath, Run the Jewels, MF DOOM, Lou Reed, WFMU + many other things.

shows: Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Real Time with Bill Maher, PBS Newshour, Adventure Time, Metalocalypse, Broad City. food: Enjoy a good sushi combo platter with some Shu-Mai, am a fan of a good Shwarma lafa - no Hummus skimpin', love me a good taco, peep the lunch special at Papalote.

BTW - Ralph Steadman is my favorite illustrator and a big inspiration to me - if you don't know him, check him (you've probably drank a bottle of wine with his drawing on the label - unless you are super classy). Other favorite artists include Egon Schiele, Goya, William Kentridge, James Ensor, Willem De Kooning.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
" job is to make drawings, not to make sense." -William Kentridge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Two truths and a lie:
1. I did a VO for Grand Theft Auto 3
2. When I was 12 I was an extra in a Nick Nolte movie
3. I was born on the Bayou
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting stupid, shooting an arrow like cupid, using a word that don't mean nothing - like loopid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was seven I spent hours dancing to the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack - daily
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a self aware, fun, inspired individual who has some inkling of what they are doing with themselves.

And yah, you are NOT a female Juggalo.