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kellsbells0714
29 / F / straight / Single
Evanston, Illinois
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 7" (1.70m).
- Body Type
- Used up
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other and very serious about it
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Hospitality / Travel
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Turkish (Okay), Spanish (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am inside of this, box, and floating.
My Self-Summary
First off, you should know that I am not a vegan. Somewhere in my
crumbling soul, I feel our maker created us as omnivorous creatures
for one reason or another. Henceforth, I do generally stop by
McDonald's bi-weekly for a dollar double chee.
Aside from this deviation, I am still a marvelous catch of halibutian proportions. If this does not pose a problem for you, or in fact even matches your standards, please read on:
I only have one wisdom tooth. My pinkies are double jointed.
I kill all plants. I am too lazy to water them. Luckily, I haven't had a dog since I was a small child.
Drinking is lots of fun, unless you are me, and I succumbed to that tortuous vice long ago (or four years; whichever constitutes a staggering long martyrdom).
I know more about baseball than most girls, because I am not trying to impress you. Reed Johnson is my unsung hero.
Aside from this deviation, I am still a marvelous catch of halibutian proportions. If this does not pose a problem for you, or in fact even matches your standards, please read on:
I only have one wisdom tooth. My pinkies are double jointed.
I kill all plants. I am too lazy to water them. Luckily, I haven't had a dog since I was a small child.
Drinking is lots of fun, unless you are me, and I succumbed to that tortuous vice long ago (or four years; whichever constitutes a staggering long martyrdom).
I know more about baseball than most girls, because I am not trying to impress you. Reed Johnson is my unsung hero.
What I’m doing with my life
Avoiding debt collectors. Getting skooled. Fading into the decor at
a long-time hippie diner. Aiding and abetting others. Reading more,
complaining less. Socialism, boo ya! Viva Fidel?
Enjoying it, I guess.
Enjoying it, I guess.
I’m really good at
watching televised sports. Noticing when people have gotten their
hair cut. Learning foreign curse words. Headstands. Spouting quotes
from "American Psycho". Blaming the toot on somebody else.
I would like to say learning foreign languages, but I am going to add a little disclaimer here. I lived in Turkey for a year, and managed to become conversational in Turkish. Upon returning to the States, I noticed that my Spanish which was also conversational had diminished somewhat, since I hadn't used it for some time. Now I am just screwed, because any time I want to use either language, I am constantly inserting words from the other language into the current language I am speaking. I was never diagnosed as dyslexic, mind you, but is this state-dependent dyslexia?
Crossword puzzles.
I would like to say learning foreign languages, but I am going to add a little disclaimer here. I lived in Turkey for a year, and managed to become conversational in Turkish. Upon returning to the States, I noticed that my Spanish which was also conversational had diminished somewhat, since I hadn't used it for some time. Now I am just screwed, because any time I want to use either language, I am constantly inserting words from the other language into the current language I am speaking. I was never diagnosed as dyslexic, mind you, but is this state-dependent dyslexia?
Crossword puzzles.
The first things people usually notice about me
aside from the obvious glibness, that I am a nice enough person and
don't smell bad at all. That I try to use big words, but tend to
pronounce them all wrong. Erudite is not pronounced eh-rood-itty
apparently. My eyes are like big bowls of mocha-colored poo.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books- Argh. Last five books read:
White Noise- Don DeLillo, The Emperor's Children- Claire Messud, Disgrace- J.M Coetzee, Traveling Mercies- Anne LaMott, Play It As It Lays- Joan Didion.
Some T.C Boyle short stories thrown about too.
Movies- Last movie I saw was this Romanian movie called 4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days. It was this really romantic movie about a botched abortion gone awry. (That's pronounced AWE-REE.)
Music- I like a soft rock. Mellow AM gold. I despise Damien Rice.
Food- I don't like cooked carrots, but if it's got cilantro, curry, or Louisiana hot sauce it's a good bet. Or buttercream frosting. Lots of that.
The show "Mad Men" rules my provincial little world. And Kristen Wiig just might be funnier than Tina Fey. But maybe not.
White Noise- Don DeLillo, The Emperor's Children- Claire Messud, Disgrace- J.M Coetzee, Traveling Mercies- Anne LaMott, Play It As It Lays- Joan Didion.
Some T.C Boyle short stories thrown about too.
Movies- Last movie I saw was this Romanian movie called 4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days. It was this really romantic movie about a botched abortion gone awry. (That's pronounced AWE-REE.)
Music- I like a soft rock. Mellow AM gold. I despise Damien Rice.
Food- I don't like cooked carrots, but if it's got cilantro, curry, or Louisiana hot sauce it's a good bet. Or buttercream frosting. Lots of that.
The show "Mad Men" rules my provincial little world. And Kristen Wiig just might be funnier than Tina Fey. But maybe not.
The six things I could never do without
deprecation of self or others, diet coke, words in any form, old
sweatshirts, gay men, a blanket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
SARS and its untimely "disease of the moment" dethronage (I think
it's booby cancer now).
Where some of these bands come up with their loverly names? Neutral Milk Hotel, anyone? I think its Mad Libs.
Food and how to get it into my belly.
Where some of these bands come up with their loverly names? Neutral Milk Hotel, anyone? I think its Mad Libs.
Food and how to get it into my belly.
On a typical Friday night I am
listening. ::tweet tweet::
::ribbit::
::cackle::
::slurp::
::Wilco "Impossible Germany"- kickass guitar solo::
::whoosh . . . ::
::sigh::
::ribbit::
::cackle::
::slurp::
::Wilco "Impossible Germany"- kickass guitar solo::
::whoosh . . . ::
::sigh::
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am a sucker for a gimmick. Try me.
Even in my drunkiest, most amphetamine-riddled, benzodiazepined nights, I have never, ever kissed a girl. I will take Katy Perry's word for it.
Even in my drunkiest, most amphetamine-riddled, benzodiazepined nights, I have never, ever kissed a girl. I will take Katy Perry's word for it.
You should message me if
you plan on typing something that doesn't substitute numbers for
letters.
British lads are a +2; please be within six thousand miles from me however.
You want to tell me how strikingly gorgeous I am and leave it at that. That is always welcome.
British lads are a +2; please be within six thousand miles from me however.
You want to tell me how strikingly gorgeous I am and leave it at that. That is always welcome.
