kellsbells_
31 Toronto, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
I'm happily married and ethically non-monogamous. Currently, in the market for great conversation and great sex, but not one without the other.

I'm silly, sassy, and stubborn, far too passionate for my own good, and the kind of classy that intersects with giving zero fucks about convention.
What I’m doing with my life
Overthinking this question.
I’m really good at
really bad puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my eyes are blue?

My wit ... My charm?

Or my tits. Yep, probably my tits.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
• Descartes
• Sedaris

Movies:
• True Romance
• Almost Famous

Television:
• The Wire
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Music:
• The Avett Brothers
• Sam Cooke

Food:
• Bourbon
• Bacon
The six things I could never do without
1. a good book
2. a stiff drink
3. my dogs
4. sarcasm
5. dinner
6. my husband
7. non-conformity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything.

I'm a reformed philosophy PhD. I think about everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Likely increasing dopamine and serotonin somehow or other ... and likely falling in love with something or other.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm misanthropic, but also idealistically romantic.

I sort of hate my cat and I honestly love chicken mcnuggets.
You should message me if
You're into it, local, like-minded and match at >85%.

*You can demonstrate that you've read my profile with the code "42" at the end your message. Bonus points if you get the reference.*
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