Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

kellsbells_

31 Toronto, Ontario, CA Woman

Woman

Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Married
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Latin
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ethically non-monogamous, entirely sex positive, and especially non-vanilla.

I was lucky enough to marry an incredible man who embraces that and I'm looking for like-minded folks who will help me (/us) get the most out of it.

I'm looking for great conversation and great sex, but not one without the other. I like pretty ladies, rugged men, and combinations thereof.

I'm strong, silly, sassy, stubborn, intensely in touch with my emotions, and far too passionate for my own good. I'm the kind of classy that intersects with giving approximately zero fucks about convention, if you know what I mean.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Overthinking this question.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making out. Making food. Making awkward jokes.

I'm really not good at
Math. Menu decisions. Restricting carbohydrates.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my eyes are blue?

My wit ... charm ...
My tenacity ... intelligence?

Or my tits. Yep, probably my tits.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
• Fitzgerald
• Descartes
• Sedaris

Movies:
• True Romance
• Almost Famous
• Batman (1989)

Television:
• The Wire
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• Trailer Park Boys

Music:
• The Avett Brothers
• Sam Cooke
• Alt J

Food:
• Burritos
• Bourbon
• Bacon
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
in no particular order

1. a good book
2. a stiff drink
3. my dogs
4. sarcasm
5. dinner
6. my husband
7. non-conformity

The six things I could always do without

1. misogyny
2. monotony
3. monogamy
4. pretension
5. ignorance
6. taco bell
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything.

Honestly.

I'm a reformed philosophy PhD and I'm anxious about most things, most of the time.

I think about everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely increasing dopamine and serotonin somehow or other ... and likely falling in love with something or other.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm almost completely neurotic.

I'm misanthropic, but also idealistically romantic.

I sort of hate my cat and I honestly love chicken mcnuggets.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
a) you're into it.

b) you're up for an IPA somewhere along the transit line.

c) you've read my profile (you can demonstrate this by using the code word "pineapple" at the end of your message).

Public Service Announcement: please don't be offended if it takes me a few days to reply even after visiting your profile. I'm either busy IRL or trying to think of something witty to say.