I'm silly, sassy, and stubborn, far too passionate for my own good, and the kind of classy that intersects with giving zero fucks about convention.
My wit ... My charm?
Or my tits. Yep, probably my tits.
• True Romance
• Almost Famous
• The Wire
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• The Avett Brothers
• Sam Cooke
2. a stiff drink
3. my dogs
6. my husband
I'm a reformed philosophy PhD. I think about everything.
I sort of hate my cat and I honestly love chicken mcnuggets.
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