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kelzter

36 M Englewood, OH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and wants more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hands down my favorite part of online dating is getting to write all sorts of wonderful things about myself! Wouldn’t you agree with me? I’ll take that as a resounding Y-E-S ! With that acknowledgement out of the way I’ll be a pal suggest that you *STOP NOW* and read no further.

What!? Still reading? Fine, fine, have it your way then. When you are so utterly amazed by my profile that you can’t believe a guy of my caliber actually exists, at least you can’t say I didn’t warn you… Clearly, sarcasm is not part of my repertoire, but can you imagine how that would have sounded if it were? Ha!

Okaaay, enough of that. I am a driven sort who embraces life and the connections I have made throughout. I have a great career, but I do well to balance it with other equally important aspects of my life. I have a four year old son and dadness suits me quite well. I am certainly an intellectual sort and like to delve into deep conversations with the best of them. At the same time, many of my friends and family are not and I enjoy their company as much as my university friends. Family is very important to me and a large part of my life. I like to build things and am a bit of a home improvement junkie (although I am mostly out of things to home improve at this point). I play tennis, run somewhat consistently, and attempt to eat healthy most of the time. I am a foodie (which sometimes conflicts with the healthy eating bit, but moderation works well for me). I have been fortunate to do some great international trips over the past decade, ranging from northern Canada, to Australia, to the UK, and beyond. Most recently I did a 10-day road trip across Ireland in the Fall of 2013 (dream come true, actually). I’m certainly looking to experience much more of that.

I was born and raised in Dayton, although I lived in Albuquerque and Tucson over a period of seven years (grad school and pursuit of a start-up company took me down there). I definitely miss the Southwest, but overall I am happy to be back home near my family, friends and Fall time.

So there you have it—a little glimpse of me. Obviously there is a lot more to me and I have a lot to offer the right person. If you want to know more by all means ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Being an amazing dad, working as a research scientist (electrical engineer developing statistical signal and image processing algorithms, huzzah!), among various other ventures and adventures.

Recently I have been working on living a healthy lifestyle. Aside from healthier eating I have been running 3 days a week, doing core work, and playing tennis at least once a week.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I am very chatty and social, always smiling and laughing. If not any of those things, then most likely how completely beautiful I am. I mean on the inside. Yeah, I'll go with that instead. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of culinary stuff as well as anything else that fascinates me (which is a lot), particularly when it has a math or science bent. I am good with most movie genres, but don't like the horror stuff (scary is great, though). My music interests span all over the place, but tend to avoid rap and don't listen to much main-stream pop/R&B unless I am out at a club (which is pretty rare these days). When it comes to food I am a total foodie and there is not much I don't like (well, short of raisins-blech).
On a typical Friday night I am
doing all sorts of things... it varies from entertaining friends and family to out on the town with friends to hanging at home working on some crazy new business venture concept or project. I'm always up for something new, fun, interesting, and adventurous!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I can do a mean Scottish accent, and by mean I mean spot on.

Say it fast: “Whale Oil Beef Hooked”. Bet you didn’t think you could pull off a convincing foul-mouthed Irishman, did ya? Yeah, you’re welcome.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you are a successful professional in addition to someone with similar life goals, family values, career ambitions, and life outlook (aren’t we all?). My hope would be to develop a solid relationship with the possibility of future kid(s) (and obviously be okay with the fact that I have a little guy). And for all things holy, please be funny!!! :)

I honestly feel like I have led a charmed life and there is very little I would change about it. However, I would certainly welcome someone amazing to distract me from all of it. So, if you think you are up for that challenge by all means contact me--I DARE YOU! And, if you happen to find the nerve, say hello and tell me what makes you smile (other than my dazzling profile, of course, haha).