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kempshall

33 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a writer and software engineer. I love animals, play the piano, and bake the world's best cinnamon-kahlua brownies.

You'll want me on your team at trivia night and on the other team when we're playing Pictionary.

I've been taking improv comedy classes for about two years now. It starting out terrifying, now it's exhilarating.

I have a major travel bug — I've had a camel poop on me in Egypt, a capuchin monkey pee on me in Costa Rica, a giant stork puke on me in Thailand, and I've adventured through twenty-one other countries without the wildlife getting quite as up close and personal.

I'm anywhere from mindless silliness to total brainiac depending on the who, what, where, when, and sometimes why, and if I'm truly on fire, I can do both at the same time. Also, if I'm truly on fire, please douse me in foam. Because fire is hot.
What I’m doing with my life
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Improv comedy. Computer programming.
I’m really good at
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Putting ideas down on paper and finding the perfect words.

Programming computers and forcing them to do tedious math.

Building awesome blanket forts.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"That guy looks like he's thinking about something profound and mind-blowing."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig, Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid by Douglas Hofstadter, Grendel by John Gardner, Wit by Margaret Edson, Freakanomics by Steven Levitt and Stephen Dubner.

I listen to mostly indie rock at home, bubbly Top 40 pop in the car, and the soundtrack to the movie Gladiator at the gym.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family.
Friends.
Good coffee.
My laptop.
Free time.
Groundless optimism.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Crossing each one of those thousand places to visit off the bucket list.

The dog I'll get once I finally move into a pet-friendly apartment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Up for anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I listen to Chumbawumba on a continuous loop at the gym.
You should message me if
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Honestly, I can't think of any good reason not to message me.