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kempshall

32 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer and software engineer. You'll want me on your team at trivia night and on the other team when we're playing Pictionary. I have a major travel bug — I've adventured through twenty-four countries so far, discovering along the way some gumption and superpowers I didn't know I had.

I'm anywhere from mindless silliness to total brainiac depending on the who, what, where, when, and sometimes why, and if I'm truly on fire, I can do both at the same time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Improv
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting ideas down on paper and finding the perfect words.
Programming computers and forcing them to do tedious math.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"That guy looks like he's thinking about something profound and mind-blowing."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig, Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid by Douglas Hofstadter, Grendel by John Gardner, Wit by Margaret Edson, Freakanomics by Steven Levitt and Stephen Dubner.

I listen to mostly indie rock at home, bubbly Top 40 pop in the car, and the soundtrack to the movie Gladiator at the gym.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family.
Friends.
Good coffee.
My laptop.
Free time.
Groundless optimism.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Traveling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Up for anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I listen to Chumbawumba on a continuous loop at the gym.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Honestly, I can't think of any good reason not to message me.