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kenchairtoe

29 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
In simple terms I like to say: tattooed professional. To me this term means I put on a suit for work but at the end of the day, and in my free time, I've got an ink trail on my skin that can tell amazing stories. I can run a business meeting by day and throw down in a mosh pit that night.

I'm a graduate, and spirited alum, of Oregon State University in the field of New Media Communication (and due to a clerical error I also received a degree for Spanish - score!). My degree taught me how to make funny pictures and videos. Right now I'm a king of hospitality in a rather luxurious downtown property.

Miscellaneous personal information: motocross is my favorite sport, punk is my favorite music, bass is my favorite instrument (I play several others), I like boarding of the snow and wake varieties, I've been to almost 50 concerts; I've been to 40 of 50 states as well as all around British Columbia, a little bit of Mexico and I lived in Australia for over a year.
What I’m doing with my life
Leading a team in the ways of service and hospitality! When I hang up my suit for the day I like to play music, co-host a weekly podcast, write, hike (and other general outdoorsy stuff) and imbibe in a hard-earned beer or spirit.
I’m really good at
I like to talk. A lot. Almost to a fault. I love story telling to one or several people. Inversely, though, I am also a very intent listener and love to hear the stories of other people.

I'm a self-taught bassist of 14+ years and I can jump into any jam session.

Through years of story telling I've become a good writer. Now I just need to get it out there!

I make a hell of a guacamole.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me!
From a physical standpoint I've been complimented on my eyes and beard, while socially there has been a consensus that I am, or could be, considered intelligent and funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/ authors: David Sedaris, Chuck Klosterman, Chuck Palahniuk, The Man in the Empty Suit, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (it was entertaining and well written!), Anarchy Evolution

TV: MST3K, The Daily Show, Doctor Who, Peep Show, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, The Inbetweeners (UK version), BSG, Sherlock, Wilfred, Arrested Development, Twilight Zone, Bored to Death

Movies: Jurassic Park, LOTR, Star Wars (IV-VI), Good Will Hunting, Shawshank Redemption, Shawn of the Dead, Fido, Lost in Translation, Life Aquatic, The Master, Eternal Sunshine, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Scott Pilgrim, and I'm a pretty big sucker for comic book movies.

Music: Against Me!, Bad Religion, Rancid, Social Distortion, NOFX, Operation Ivy, The Transplants, The Living End, Assorted Jelly Beans, Civet, Penywise, Dropkick Murphys, Old Man Markley, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Gaelic Storm, Real McKenzies, Millencolin, Billy Joel, CSNY, Savage Garden, and on and on and on...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything really.. From music and movies, people and places, situations, and any random crap I conjure in my head. Especially if I'm working on a writing project, I'll keep a subject in my head constantly until I've figured out exactly how I want to put it on the page.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1) Yes, I am a legitimate and avid fan of Savage Garden

2) In 2004: Three friends and I were paid by the corporate headquarters to drive across the country to eat Taco Bell. We ate at 100 in a week, from the west coast to the east coast. And no, I can't stomach it anymore.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think it would be fun to get to know one another. I've got plenty of stories and I'm sure you do too!

Disclaimer: I'm not interested in joining your "poly" lifestyle. You like to bang other people while you're in a relationship, don't make it sound like some progressive romance movement. If you can't handle a relationship don't be in one.