I'm a walking contradiction, which makes self summaries tough. I want to change everything every time I re-read it. But here's what I can say definitively, without any caveats:
Born and raised in Boston. Did a short stint in NYC. Now working my dream job for my dream company at the coolest, most innovative company out there.
I'm quite easy to get along with (I have very few nemeses, if any) and I have a finely trained sense of humor (I will figure out your buttons and I will push them; I expect you to do the same). I rely mostly on inside jokes, so you may not find me funny at first. It takes me some time to figure you out, but then watch out..
Pretty much everything is on my bucket list, so I'm looking for a partner in crime that's ready for adventure.
Adventure is out there!