I hate football. Not as a sport, but as a national disease where people (mindless usually) follow and participate. I like it for recreation with friends, although I don't have any friends any more because I'm so terribly boring.
If you're still here, I prefer cats than dogs because cats smell nicer, don't need walks, and don't poo on the path. Although my cats did recently poo on the floor because I hadn't changed the litter tray... whoops.