I'm Matt. I wish that someday koalas and sloths will be a normal
part of our lives. If I could just get one single sloth hug I would
need nothing else. I enjoy witty banter. It's not as much about me
as it is about you. I do like my steak cooked to medium rare,
sometimes medium. Also, I don't see why you'll need a license
around me because there's no paved roads from the kitchen to the
laundry room. Sarcasm can be hard to note online, especially dry
humor, of which I am a devoted servant. If there is any confusion,
I will not take away your license (except if I find the need to
critique your hairstyle choices in high school while in line for a
movie) nor do I assume there are any paved roads in households.
Though I'm sure with each of our dyer childhood love of power
wheels, there surely should be.
I am in the SAG-AFTRA union and do stunts for film and tv, I guess
you could say I enjoy my job.
Dogs > Humans