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kennetha

36 M Glasgow, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello. I'm Kenny. I am intelligent, sweet, passionate, generous, charming, caring, witty, devastatingly handsome and great in bed. I also lie when asked to describe myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally: eliminating poverty. I have to be finished by September because it's not a long contract. Nae bother. Otherwise: dancing; going to gigs; doing a few good deeds and the odd bad one; recovering Breaking Bad addict.
I’m really good at
Making a really terrific second impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
When I asked a friend about this, she said it's my smile and how outgoing and friendly I am. Weird - I always thought I was a miserable misanthrope. Funny old world.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything and everything by Douglas Adams; Lanark by Alasdair Gray; Moby Dick by Herman Melville; Catch-22 by Joseph Heller; dystopian stuff (1984, We, Brave New World etc.); short stories by almost anyone. Actually, I don't read much fiction these days. Politics, economics, wrestling and Charlie Brooker are much more fun.

Music: Throwing Muses/50 Foot Wave/Kristin Hersh, Belly/Tanya Donnelly, Bob Dylan, Alasdair Roberts/Appendix Out, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Cure, Buffalo Tom, The Pixies, Teenage Fanclub, Dinosaur Jr., Breeders, Muse, Eminem, Eagles Of Death Metal, Jim Jones Revue, Stanley Odd, Hector Bizerk, Street Sweeper Social Club and many more.

Movies: Lord Of The Rings, Dazed And Confused (in fact, pretty much Richard Linklater's entire oeuvre rocks), Empire Records, Pleasantville, Sliding Doors (don't ask), Beyond The Mat (I'm in it!), Funny Bones, Any Given Sunday, and above all, The Muppet Movie. It's a work of post-modern comic genius. No, seriously.

Food: How does food fit in with the above? I like food. Lots of it. Any of it.
The six things I could never do without
I'd probably struggle to enjoy life quite so much without rum and Diet Coke, my neblings (this is a word I invented to refer to my niece and nephew, because there isn't a collective noun for them and there should be, damnit!), dancing, music and a cause to get riled up about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Recently, sustainable, low cost food projects and (food) poverty reduction strategies. Politics in general a lot of the time.

Ways to adequately synthesise our increasing knowledge of the nature of the universe with a belief in God.

How many messages do you need to ignore to be a "replies selectively" person and how many people that puts off messaging you at all.

Where I put that thing...you know - the thing, with the bits on the end and the wee doo-dah. You know, the thing!
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing. The location varies, but I'm pretty much always dancing. We can dance if we wanna. We can leave our cares behind. Cos your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they ain't no friends of mine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own every issue ever produced of the She-Ra, Princess of Power comic.

Please don't be one of the people who doesn't put an answer in this box. You must have a wee secret that's no more embarrassing than mine.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're hot, intelligent, witty and fun. Or you're very rich, terminally ill and have no heirs.

Additionally, I seem to have a knack for being the person you date just before you meet the love of your life. If you're keen to settle down soon, buy me dinner and it'll all fall into place.