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  • Ages 22-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Jul 26
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English, French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hello. I'm Kenny. I am intelligent, sweet, passionate, generous, charming, caring, witty, devastatingly handsome and great in bed. I also lie when asked to describe myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Professionally: eliminating poverty. I have to be finished by September because it's not a long contract. Nae bother. Otherwise: dancing; going to gigs; doing a few good deeds and the odd bad one; recovering Breaking Bad addict.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a really terrific second impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I asked a friend about this, she said it's my smile and how outgoing and friendly I am. Weird - I always thought I was a miserable misanthrope. Funny old world.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything and everything by Douglas Adams; Lanark by Alasdair Gray; Moby Dick by Herman Melville; Catch-22 by Joseph Heller; dystopian stuff (1984, We, Brave New World etc.); short stories by almost anyone. Actually, I don't read much fiction these days. Politics, economics, wrestling and Charlie Brooker are much more fun.

Music: Throwing Muses/50 Foot Wave/Kristin Hersh, Belly/Tanya Donnelly, Bob Dylan, Alasdair Roberts/Appendix Out, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Cure, Buffalo Tom, The Pixies, Teenage Fanclub, Dinosaur Jr., Breeders, Muse, Eminem, Eagles Of Death Metal, Jim Jones Revue, Stanley Odd, Hector Bizerk, Street Sweeper Social Club and many more.

Movies: Lord Of The Rings, Dazed And Confused (in fact, pretty much Richard Linklater's entire oeuvre rocks), Empire Records, Pleasantville, Sliding Doors (don't ask), Beyond The Mat (I'm in it!), Funny Bones, Any Given Sunday, and above all, The Muppet Movie. It's a work of post-modern comic genius. No, seriously.

Food: How does food fit in with the above? I like food. Lots of it. Any of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'd probably struggle to enjoy life quite so much without rum and Diet Coke, my neblings (this is a word I invented to refer to my niece and nephew, because there isn't a collective noun for them and there should be, damnit!), dancing, music and a cause to get riled up about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Recently, sustainable, low cost food projects and (food) poverty reduction strategies. Politics in general a lot of the time.

Ways to adequately synthesise our increasing knowledge of the nature of the universe with a belief in God.

How many messages do you need to ignore to be a "replies selectively" person and how many people that puts off messaging you at all.

Where I put that know - the thing, with the bits on the end and the wee doo-dah. You know, the thing!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing. The location varies, but I'm pretty much always dancing. We can dance if we wanna. We can leave our cares behind. Cos your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they ain't no friends of mine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own every issue ever produced of the She-Ra, Princess of Power comic.

Please don't be one of the people who doesn't put an answer in this box. You must have a wee secret that's no more embarrassing than mine.
You should message me if
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you're hot, intelligent, witty and fun. Or you're very rich, terminally ill and have no heirs.

Additionally, I seem to have a knack for being the person you date just before you meet the love of your life. If you're keen to settle down soon, buy me dinner and it'll all fall into place.