Single, witty, refined redneck seeks drug-free, non-skanky girl of equal/greater value. Seems pretty straight forward.

I fish, camp, off-road, cook, clean, laugh, smile, and wise crack at every possible opportunity. In between the craziness, I maintain my high excitement lifestyle by working full time. Making time for the little things is the most important part of being happy. At the moment I am anxiously awaiting riding season.

I have a scary good memory. I can recall numbers, dates, times, music, movie lines, actors/actresses, and just about anything else I need to almost instantly.

With most people, it's manners/chivalry.
Around the family, it is becoming more and more noticed that I am failing as a human being for not being married with a billion kids like the rest of my siblings(no that is not a proposal).
In most of Utah county, my tattoos grab attention...just not the right kind.

I'm not a big reader, books typically don't keep me interested. One of the few that did was "God, No!" by Penn Jillette.

I am a sucker for a good movie. Anything I can't predict is pretty great.

Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, South Park, Family Guy... I don't enjoy any show more than Archer. My kind of comedy all the way.

Sushi, spicy anything. Food is the greatest prank played on human beings. You can't have delicious food without being a fatty McFat fat, but you can't eat salads and spinach wraps while smiling.

Music is the single greatest thing in the world. I listen to almost everything from every genre.

Family, friends, music, my dogs, inappropriate jokes of any kind, and my motorcycle.

Philosophy, religion(I am not religious and will never be), bacon, guns, politics.

How does one say they are open minded, but oppose gay rights?

How does one boast living in a free country while walking around saying "there should be a law against that" when something annoys them?

How do the dogs end up on my bed every morning?

Cleaning the house, doing laundry, having some drinks with the guys, all the fun stuff you can imagine.

I love Adele.

You finish reading this sentence.
Let's do coffee or lunch. Something low key.