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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My details

Last online
Oct 19
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Single, witty, responsible, refined redneck seeks a drug-free, non-skanky girl of equal/greater value. Seems pretty straight forward.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I fish, camp, off-road, cook, clean, laugh, smile, and wise crack at every possible opportunity. In between the craziness, I maintain my high excitement lifestyle by working full time. Making time for the little things is the most important part of being happy. Saddest day, parking the bike for winter:(
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a scary good memory. I can recall numbers, dates, times, music, movie lines, actors/actresses, and just about anything else I need to almost instantly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm unstoppable in achieving my goals.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm not a big reader, books typically don't keep me interested. One of the few that did was "God, No!" by Penn Jillette.

I am a sucker for a good movie. Anything I can't predict is pretty great.

Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, South Park, Family Guy... I don't enjoy any show more than Archer. My kind of comedy all the way.

Sushi, spicy anything. Food is the greatest prank played on human beings. You can't have delicious food without being a fatty McFat-fat, but you can't eat salads and spinach wraps while smiling.

Music is the single greatest thing in the world. I listen to almost everything from every genre.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, music, my pup, inappropriate jokes of any kind, and my motorcycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy, religion(I am not religious and will never be), bacon, guns.

How does my dog end up on my bed every morning?

Nickleback really sucks.

I want waffles...let's go now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cleaning the house, doing laundry, having some drinks with the guys, all the fun stuff you can imagine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Otter pops are my weakness.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a good beer suggestion. I'm a bit of a beer connoisseur....