I hate to try to describe myself so I will instead provide a few
nuggets: When I get bored while at work, I sneak and throw things
at people and then run and hide. I once fractured a rib from
coughing too hard. Jellyfish LOVE me. I'm sort of an exhibitionist.
I've never eaten meat. I once climbed through a bat cave where
indigenous Dominicans once lived and I fell and rolled through bat
poo. That was fun. I used to be really good at calculus. I eat a
lot- probably more than you. One time when my dad’s friend was
visiting, he fell asleep on the couch and I polished his nails with
red polish while he was sleeping. My dad sat back and watched. The
guy didn’t notice it until he got pulled over by the cops on his
way home. I’m a bit clumsy- I’ve fallen down in the office for no
reason twice. I once ate a durian- YUCKINESS!
I'm quite shy around people I don't know well. I'm very caring,
outspoken, and assertive. I know myself and I know what I want. I'm
difficult to figure out. I'm sometimes super quiet and I sometimes
have a motor mouth. I absolutely adore my nieces and nephews. I'm
small but feisty. I subconsciously show my feelings and thoughts
through my facial expressions, except no one can ever seem to
interpret them. I admire hard work and determination. I'm sometimes
mischievous and my sense of humor can be a bit on the lewd side. My
pet peeves are rude people, dumb questions and people who make
smacking sounds when they eat. My all time favorites are practicing
yoga, salsa/bachata/kizomba dancing, eating yummy food, traveling,
and beautiful beaches and landscapes. I rarely get embarrassed, and
I'm not secretive- I tell it all (probably a bit too
What I’m doing with my life
My passion is helping people and trying to make the world a better
place, so I work in international public health.
I’m really good at
I say interrogating people. My friend just told me that I'm also
good at saying what's on my f'ing mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know. I had originally wrote my smile but my friend says to
change it to how f'ing short I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Michael Jackson, Sade, Erykah Badu, Janelle Monae, Lykke Li,
Thievery Corporation, James Blake, Björk, Banks, MNDR, Lana Del
Rey, XX, Florence + Machine, Romeo Santos, Pink Floyd, Jimi
Hendrix, Led Zeppelin.
TV/movies: Dexter, Game of Thrones, Homeland, House of Cards. The
Bourne Identity, Drive.
Books: Yoga Sutras of Pantajali, Baghdad Gita, A Song of Fire and
Ice, Everything is Illuminated, John Grisham, David Baldacci, James
Food: Chipotle, Indian and Ethiopian food.
Misc: Christmas socks, Lush cosmetics, shopping for underwear, and
that feeling right after a good shower/bath.
The six things I could never do without
1. Love (from friends, family or whomever)
4. Me time
6. Chinola juice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I could have done better
On a typical Friday night I am
Varies. Don't think I have a typical Friday night. I often go
dancing. Sometimes I go out of town (e.g. Minneapolis, Philly, NY)
to visit friends/family. Sometimes I'm 30,000 feet high in the sky
on a plane next to some guy who doesn't wear deodorant. Sometimes I
go to jazz in the sculpture garden or out for drinks. And sometimes
I go home and have some me time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm willing to admit to just about anything if the subject comes up
in a conversation. I'm very self-disclosing.
You should message me if
If you're cute, you have an accent, you're hungry, and have great
hair - that's a good combination.