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"& beautiful 20-year-old astrophysicists are really looking for a nice middle aged street cop to fall in love with."

"What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. It's insulting."

"Okay, listen, it was an accident & we'll explain everything later but right now Claire is dead, Mickey's dead, Chugs is dead & we don't know if Megan is alive or not."

"The IOW is a bunch of sexist jerks who need to get back in the kitchen where they belong & leave the real feminist work to actual feminists like Ron Swanson."

"All the kids are dead?... Bullshit! That's Bullshit! I've got the finals next week, Australian of the year. The girl from Adelaide is gonna win she's got 50 kids if I've got none I'm so not winning."

"Did you know a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren't paying any attention... they were making love while that young boy drowned. His name was Jason."

"I'm not just Christina Aguilera's cousin, which I am. Her mother is my mom's cousin's ah... friend... or they live on the same block... & so basically cousins. You can see in the face obviously.

"It takes more than just words to hurt me, unless they happen to be particularly truthful words strung together in exceptionally observant sentences."

"God forbid, I exude confidence & enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, & sometimes I want to kill myself."

"What? Yeah, right, Michele. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out... but if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again."