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kepner9145

25 M Albany, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm as neurotic as a Charlie Kaufman movie and I just go on and on and on about nothing.
In order to escape the obvious joke of actually going on and on for far too I'll keep it short, I can go off on tangents...

To tell you a little bit more about myself, my favorite color is green, and my favorite "funny" name I use whilst telling a fake story are either Steve or Jerry... Also, I originally wanted my screen name to be Kevin_NotConstantinople, but it was way too long... So there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm finally almost done with my bucket list (making it. Not doing it). And #16 on my "To - Do List" is to stop making so many lists and/or charts and/or graphs, but then I'd have to not have a "to-do" list which would be chaos.... It's a vicious cycle
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
watching movies, listening to music, puting together baseball lineups. Not to mention watching tv
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I only seem to have one, maybe two outfits.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
shows: LOST, Dexter, Fringe, The Simpsons, Futurama, Community, Mr. Show with Bob and David, 30 Rock, Seinfeld, Mad Men, House, Arrested Development, Spaced, That Mitchell and Webb Look, South Park, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Boardwalk Empire, Flight of the Conchords, Robot Chicken, MythBusters, Justified, Hannibal, bates motel,

music: The Beatles, Radiohead, Wilco, Andrew Bird, The Black Keys, Elvis Perkins, The Who, The Wrens, Avett Brothers, Blitzen Trapper, Weezer, The White Stripes, Jeff Buckley, Muse, Nirvana, Soul Coughing, Iron & Wine, Ray Lamontagne, Damien Rice, Toadies, They Might Be Giants, CAKE, The Kinks, A Perfect Circle, Josh Ritter, Arcade Fire, Hop on Pop, Meat Puppets, Calexico, Dr. Dog.. I'll pretty much listen to anything except hard metal and mainstream country.

Way too many movies spread across too many years to even bother puting on here.

books: The Zombie Survival Guide.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
in order:
tv/movies
computer/video games
music
baseball
other/ETC
freinds/family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
At this very moment, it is what I spend all of my time thinking about.....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fucking shit up oldschool with a case of diet Dr. Pepper, a bag of funyuns and the movie Over the Top
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I only to have one, maybe two outfits.

I think I kinda want to get water-boarded one time.

Kevin's bucket list:

1. Learn how to air guitar
2. Preform CPR.... ON SELF
3. Buy a jump rope and throw it away
4. Forget how to air guitar and learn it again
5. Make a second "bucket list"
6. Recreate the play "Cats"
7. Rent the movie "After Sunrise"
8. Make a will leaving everything I own to my dead relatives
9. Remix the song "oom bop" and play it to friends
10. Print pictures of Mt. Everest; tell people I visited there
11. Lose a game of hopscotch
12. Pick a movie and say I directed it
13. Don't let friends destroy remix of "oom bop"
14. DON'T DIE